Who cares what evil lurks in the hearts of men?" "Unless evil's caring the martini tray darling." clink

Ultimate Podcast Wife Guy!

99% of the time always just want to stay home with his wife, who he loves with all his heart and soul, and have martinis and sex with her. (1% of the time he wants to go to auctions with Sadie to purchase rare liquors and exciting new things for their home life.)

Will do literally anything Sadie asks, including helping supernatural beings, letting visitors into their apartment, facing the dreaded Bee, and leaving their house. When he is without Sadie he counts down the seconds until they reunite.

He calls his wife his hero. His love for his wife has among other things: defeated a succubus by overfeeding her, un-haunted a haunted murder hotel, drew the jealousy of a love goddess and out-loved her, allowed him to defeat the fear-demon that plagued his entire life since childhood because it turned into something Sadie fears. Asked to have his mustache preserved on his skeleton because Sadie likes it.

Actual quote from Frank to Sadie: "I knew fear. And then I knew you."

The Doyles love each other SO MUCH their souls are literally claimed by each other and even gods cannot break that bond.

You do not know love until you hear the affection in Frank's voice when he calls his wife "Sadistic" after she calls him "Frankenstein"

Like. I'm aroace with no interest in marriage but if a man loved me as much as Frank loves Sadie and was going to be as much of a Wife Guy, I'd marry him in a heartbeat.

Archie #205: The Gong's All Here

By Frank Doyle (W); Harry Lucey (P); Marty Epp (I) and Bill Yoshida