How a 4 Year Old's Brain Works, Part 16
Me: What do you want for your birthday, love?
4yo: I want a phone.
Me: *drops jaw*
4yo: I really want one!
Me: Why?
4yo: So I can, ya know, work.
Me: What kind of work?
4yo: You know, taking some calls and typing some messages.
Me: *drops jaw*











