When I was like 14 or 15, my family went camping and there was a bend in the river that created a big, slow, pond-like area that had a big log chained across it to make a swimming area. When we went swimming, I climbed up on it and teased my dad, even throwing an “old man” in there. He decided to show off in front of my mom and got a little cocky, saying something like “Don’t blink, it won’t take long.” When he climbed up there I planted my feet and let him charge at me. He grabbed my arms and tried to push, but I didn’t budge and his eyes went wide when he realized it wasn’t going to be as easy as he thought. He dug in and I got a hand under his armpit, tossing him off the log. My mom fell out of her chair laughing and my dad climbed back up for a rematch.