Part 1

AU where Remus, Tonks, Ted, Sirius, Fred, Dumbledore and Snape are alive.

Tonks POV - Today is Remus's birthday which after much persuation from Dumbledore was being celebrated at Hogwarts and she was sure Sirius and the twins were planning something.

But when nothing happened all evening she stopped getting suspensious and started to enjoy herself. She was feeling anxious in leaving Remus alone but she had to put Teddy to bed, they were staying in one of the empty rooms, afterall Remus can take care of himself can't he?

No he can't.

She entered the great hall where everyone gathered and stopped short.

Arthur and Molly and her parents were dancing to Celestina Warbeck and looked a little tipsy, which was a surprise as Molly would never drink in front of children even when said children were of age now.

Dumbledore was swaying his legs like a child and was watching everyone smiling widely.

Slughorn and Flitwick were singing opera.

McGonagall, Sprout and Madam Pomfrey were giggling like teenage girls and gossiping.

Children were looking at the teacher's table intently, she followed their gaze and there he was flushed and glaring daggers at Snape who was tied to a chair and gagged. Not only this was out of character for him to show open hospitality but he was DRUNK!!

Oh Merlin. *face palming*

This is going to be a long night. Remus can get tipsy on butterbeer, something to do with being a werewolf and this looked like he has consumed firewiskey if the bottle in his hands was anything to go by. And top of it the grinning like loons trio were eating POPCORN?!!. She is going to kill them. But later, now she has a swaying like pendulum husband to take care now.

Tonks marched up to Remus who was swaying quite dangerously and steadied him.

Remus looked up when she came to him and glowed like a Christmas tree.

Remus (beaming) - DORA!! HOW YOU DOINGG?!

Tonks closed her eyes and massaged her temple.

Tonks - I should be asking you that question Remus, why are you drunk and why Snape is tied up?

Remus (pointing an accusing finger at him) - HE INSULTED YOU!

Tonks raised an eyebrow and glanced at Snape," Did he now?"

Remus nodded vehemently then winced.

Tonks - What did he say then?

Remus shook his head and said in a slightly slurred voice, "Won't shay. Bat man shaid bad word. Only bad people shay bad word. And am not bad Dora"

Tonks eyebrow almost flew up to her hairline though that may have to do with her metamorphic powers.

Tonks - You do know that Bat Man is a superhero, right Remus?

Remus (blinked owlishly at her) - oh

Remus squinting at Snape,"Black man then."- straightening and repeating-"HE INSULTED YOU. SO I PUNCHED HIM. NO ONE INSULTS MY GIRLFRIEND".He nodded to himself like justice has been served.

Tonks pursed her lips to contain her smile.

Tonks - I am not your girlfriend Remus.

Remus's bottom lip wobbled,"Are you breaking up with me, you don't love me anymore?"

Tonks - No I still love you sweetheart, I was saying that I am not your girlfriend, I am your wife now.

Remus eyes bugged out so much she thought for sure that they were going to fall out.

Remus spoke in a hushed voice,"I have a wife?"

Tonks nodded sagely,"And a son too"

Remus looked at her in wonder," I have a son"-He spread his hands like he was holding a watermelon-"Wow"

He glanced up, "Can I meet him?"

Tonks shook her head, "Not now, he is sleeping."

He dejectly looked down which caused him to stumbled and rested his forehead against her shoulder for moment. Suddenly he straightened.

Remus looking quite distressed," I am going to be late". Pulling at his hair, he stood up and started to go but Tonks grabbed his arm. He looked back confused.

Tonks - Where are you going?

Remus,"To prepare, I am going to propose my girlfriend."-His eyes were glazed over-"She is the most amazing, beautiful and stunning woman and she is a badass auror. I love her so much. I am going to ask her to marry me"-Terror filled his face-"What if she says no?"

Tonks stood on her tiptoes and kissed his cheek, "She won't, I promise"

Remus seemed reassured by that. Then his head lolled forward on her shoulder and his quite snores filled the hall. Tonks looked down at him lovingly and kissed him on top of the head.

The golden trio approached her.

Harry apologetically, "Sorry Tonks, we couldn't find any hangover potions. And he wouldn't go to sleep it off when we tried"

Hermione and Ron nodding their heads from behind.

Hermione - And hangover potion takes 5 hours to brew.

Tonks ,"It's alright you three. Though I have a feeling that the missing potions may have to do with your dogfather and brothers". Nodding at Harry and Ron.

Tonks eyes twinkled," Why have none of you untied Snape?"

They blushed.

Hermione - We-well, Remus would have again tied him and he has werewolf reflexes so it would have been difficult to take his wand.

Tonks nodded, eyes still twinkling madly, "Ofcourse, containing a drunk werewolf who can't even stand without swaying must be hard, especially when you can't use expelliarmus." At that she glanced at Harry who nodded.

Hermione stuttered and flushed pink.

Ron beside her was grinning widely, "Yeah, it has nothing to do with Snape being a terrible teacher and a git even if he was on the light side".

Hermione elbowed him glaring.

Ron - What! you know it's true Mione.

Harry coming forward to wrap Remus's arm around his shoulder, " Let me help you with Remus".

Tonks - Oh, thank you Harry.

But Remus buried his face on the crook of her neck and refused to budge, so he settled for his waist. Together they were able to get him to their room and lied him on their bed.

Remus suddenly sat up and grabbed his head at the sudden wave of dizziness.

"Dora?",he murmured.

Tonks sat beside him, "Right here darling"

He looked at her and grinned goofyly, kissed her straight on the lips with a smack," I love you", giggled then buried his face in her lap and fell asleep. She brushed his hair off and kissed him on his forehead, Remus sighed contently.

She turned to Harry who looked quite uncomfortable at the little display of affection and smirked but let it go, she had more important things at the moment. She started walking and called over her shoulder, "C'mon, I have a lesson to teach to that mutt".

She shifted him back to his bed, wrapped him up with the blanket like a burrito and stood up.

Harry gulped behind her as he watched the short metamorphmagus who for sure had some evil pranks brewing in her brain. He didn't want to be in his godfather's place and watched as an evil smile broke on her face.

Nope

It’s time for a one-shot!  Harry Potter randomness, because we felt like it!

Title: An Unexpected Encounter

Summary: While setting up their infamous snowball prank, Forge is ambushed by a potential, yet highly unexpected, ally.

Excerpt:

“Whatever you’re planning, Weasley, I want in.”

Forge started, his fingers barely keeping hold of his wand. Damn it, Jordan, you’re supposed to be keeping watch! Gathering his composure, Forge turned to see a young posh-looking boy with a green and silver tie. Slytherin. “What makes you think I’m planning anything?”

The boy’s dark eyes glittered like diamonds, beautiful yet hard. “Please don’t insult my intelligence. I’ve heard all about you, George Weasley. You and your brother.”

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