Imagine being with a yandere dryad but you’re allergic to pollen.
Springtime, he gets his feelings hurt when you sneeze on his vines trying to feel on you as per usual.
And being the melodramatic flower king he is, decides to cry all heartbroken. As if you spat in his face and called him hateful slurs.
He’d trip over his roots in an attempt to hide himself away within his bark. Not before sneakily leaving seedlings in your pockets.
Since he’d always need to keep tabs on his darling even if he’s having a dramatic meltdown.
In the forest, folk would rush to take pictures of the famed sad willowy tree that resembles a man is weeping.
Since oddly enough, the said tree is only sighted during spring. And you were the cause of it.
Meanwhile, you just came back with some allergy pills, sighing as you reverted to being a tree hugger.
To coax him into reverting back to his humanoid state.
Saying the iconic phrase “It’s not you, it’s me Leafy—“ head ahh.
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A/n: just a funny ramble I came up with since I’m basically allergic to everything green outside 💀
