#force majeure

I have spent the last 17 years working for a shipping company. When you spend almost two decades immersed in the world of logistics, routing, and supply chains, you quickly learn that even the most advanced, heavily automated systems are incredibly fragile. People often assume that human error or technological glitches are our biggest enemies. While labor protests and mechanical failures are…

I don't think it's about this guy being a failure and a worm and a bad dad. He's not a bad dad!

It's about exposing the moral foundation of patriarchy as a silly lie. Women can't count on men any more than they can count on themselves. Men don't have special courage, strength, and competence. But we all have to pretend men do or order collapses.

The kids force a scene where they all forgive the dad as a family, but that's not enough. The mother invents a crisis for the children's (and her husband's) benefit that lets him demonstrate his courage and physical strength to re-establish face.

I'm stull taking art requests but I cba to draw Force Majeure so instead I'll throw out a couple of headcanons of what Force x Jonas would be like:

Arching Jonas is like,,, most villains goal back in the Golden years. Really covetted position because no one is doing super science like him. He is The Archetypal Protagonist. But he goes through assigned antagonists almost weekly. Some he beats legitimately, some quit, some mysteriously disappear once Jonas gets bored with them. Theres a reason for the giant Guild Handbook.

The Guild of Calamitous Intent realise they need someone to match Jonas's freak so they search out the highest ranking, most professional villain they have: Force Majeure.

They do a test run to see how it goes. Perfect cat and mouse, no one harmed, "fun" for the whole family (in fact this was the last time Rusty needs to be recloned, Force Majeure was very good at not killing him past the first time).

Force can actually hold his own against Jonas and they both understand the rules of The Game so Jonas actually starts enjoying it. And then more than enjoying it. He starts feeling weird about it :)

Mid villain monologue, tied up with Force yelling in his face he realises he's met his match. It's actually exciting he gets a boner. He's been bested and now actually has to put in some effort. Some wires in his brain are crossed. Danger = hot. And no villain had managed to make him feel like he was actually in danger of losing until now.

He starts actively seeking out Force Majeure, putting the rest of his team at risk to get into more close calls with him.

Their first kiss is the result of them wrestling over a bomb, both reduced to struggling on the floor trying to physically overpower the other to get the detonation switch. Jonas is pinned with Majeures forearm pressed against his throat and is so in his face that Jonass mind just starts mashing buttons. And the result is him kissing Force. It's a huge shock to both of them. Jonas manages to get a hold of himself long enough to take advantage of the shock to bite him, escape the pin and do the whole saving the day thing.

State-owned company says repairs to damaged Ras Laffan facilities could take up to five years, wiping out 17% of export capacity and causing $20 billion annual revenue loss DOHA — March 24, 2026 — QatarEnergy has declared force majeure on some of its long-term liquefied natural gas (LNG) supply contracts following Iranian missile strikes that damaged key production facilities at the Ras Laffan…

Kathmandu — The Nepal Electricity Authority (NEA) has decided to extend the RCOD (Required Commercial Operation Date) of hydropower projects by up to a maximum of two years. The decision was made during a Board of Directors meeting held on Tuesday, based on applications submitted by project developers. According to a board member, if delays are proven to have occurred due to “force majeure”…