#fop cosmo

He needs to get a new one from anti cosmo

And AC wants COSMOS fagiggly gland because he's the opposite of cosmo which means his is "going good"

So then I wondered "if anti Fairies' fagiggly glands are SUPPOSED to be bad all the time then why aren't anti Fairies constantly turning into random things?"

Then I came up with the idea that fagiggly glands are to anti Fairies what appendix' are to humans

A useless organ they don't need but if it starts malfunctioning (or working correctly in this instance) it's bad for them if left untreated

With humans this means DEATH but AC says that his fagiggly gland working means "his days as an anti fairy are coming to an end"

So that could mean

A. just a PG way of saying He's going to die

B. If an anti Fairies working fagiggly gland isn't removed in time, they will turn into something else (if so what?)

C. If it isn't removed In time he'll lose his powers

First off: human cosmo & wanda

WTF is this?

They're bodies don't match They're faces

They look like somebody slapped their faces onto two other characters

Also the clothes

Wanda is fine, I don't like the sandels and I wish her top was just one shirt instead of one over the other but otherwise it's fine

Cosmo is just shit

The socks and flip-flops give me the ick

I don't like the sweat pants

The glasses are tacky

I just prefer the white button-up & tie

Now THIS

This is good, this is better

They look proportionate

Second: foop irep

...WHY?

They made peri normal why couldn't they make HIM normal?😭

WE COULD HAVE HAD THIS

(Art by FairlyOddFan on DeviantArt)

Third: Cupid

the episode starts with timmy's class doing show & tell

Timmy wishes for a baby dinosaur to show the class, it escapes and Crocker tells timmy to bring his parents for a parent-teacher conference to talk about it

Timmy complains to cosmo & wanda about how he's gonna get in so much trouble if his parents find out about this and wanda gets the idea for her & cosmo to pretend to be Timmy's parents and talk to Crocker for him

Here's where it being my favorite comes in

Cosmo falls on top of his crown and says "yippee! That hurt!" And Timmy tells him that he's supposed to say ouch when he gets hurt, to which Cosmo says "oh. yippee! That ouch!" (So i guess Fairies can't feel pain? (Proven false repeatedly throughout the series)) Then wanda says "the plans already falling apart"

Timmy tells Cosmo & wanda he's gonna teach them how to act human, Cosmo burps and wanda poofs up a fan to fan it away, timmy reminds her that she can't use magic 'humans can't do magic" Cosmo starts talking about magicians or something (???) And starts to turn blue and falls over, Timmy tells him he has lungs now and has to breathe. To which wanda says "you mean all the time?" (So Fairies don't need to breathe (at least not as much as humans do))

Timmy tells them to follow him out of the room and they both walk into the wall and timmy tells them they have to use the door "your solid now" and Cosmo says "you mean all the time?"

It cuts to wanda driving a car VERY badly and she says "this human stuff is fun! we should have tried driving years ago" and cosmo says "yeah! And look at how many friends your making!" And we see a bunch of people honking and yelling at wanda

In the school parking lot Crocker put a sign saying "fairies" in front of one of the spots to try and catch them and wanda ALMOST FALLS FOR IT before Timmy grabs the wheel and steers them into another spot

It cuts to the class room and as they walk in Cosmo & wanda are holding on to each other and Cosmo says that they've "finally got this walking thing down" (they haven't)

Crocker goes up to wanda and tries to shake her hand to which wanda yeets him into the wall

Cosmo compliments her and says she's "kung social" as Timmy apologizes to Crocker and says she's just excited to meet him

Crocker sets up an electric chair trap and offers cosmo a chair to which Cosmo offers him a fish (???) That Crocker slips on and falls onto the chair, getting electrocuted

Timmy tells them to stay on their toes and they take it literally and fall over

Crocker gives them coffee and they get super hyper and start jumping around (so Fairies don't have coffee)

Wanda almost goes in to the bathroom that Crocker boobytraped but then the principal goes in instead

Shenanigans happen involving Chester and AJ (I forgot to mention that they were hunting down Timmy's show & tell project) and when having to choose between helping timmy and getting in trouble with crocker Chester gives the box (with the baby dino inside) back to Timmy and tells Crocker before school hours he isn't the boss of him

They all end up getting detention (including Crocker)

END CREDITS

the reason I like this episode is because

Timmy isn't being mind-blowingly selfish and stupid with his wishes, he's just being a normal kid

cosmo isn't the only one whose stupid about how to be human and there aren't many jokes about his intelligence, him and wanda are BOTH clueless (two halves of a whole idiot♥︎)

Cosmo and wanda aren't acting like they fucking hate each other

Timmy calling cosmo & wanda dad and mom♥︎♥︎♥︎

Timmy's friends are ACTUALLY his friends and help him

I wish this was a recurring thing In the series, cosmo & wanda pretending to be humans with Timmy helping them