#foolishgang

(cw, language)

Socks: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Dino: You left me, Tbh, and Woolf in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Socks: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Blaza: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Socks: Awww, no, you haven't!

Blaza: So why do you keep cooking?

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Ally: The time to act is now.

Ally: Wink, wink.

Laff: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Ally: Oh, sorry.

Ally: Wink.

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Blaza: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.

Tbh: That’s 200%.

Blaza: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

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Dino: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Nadwe: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Muffin: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Nadwe: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Ally: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Socks: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.

Ally, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

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*At a bank teller window*

Tbh, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!

Woolf: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!

Tbh: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*

Woolf: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!

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Woolf: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Tbh: We’re not friends.

Woolf, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

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Meme: Can I bother you for a second?

Socks: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Blaza: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Woolf: What did you do Blaza?

Blaza: a Mistake.

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Blaza, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Laff: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Nadwe: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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Socks: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Socks: Not you Ally. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Socks: I’m going to hell.

Tbh: Probably.

Socks: I'll pick you up?

Tbh: *nodding* Carpool.

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Tbh: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.

Nadwe: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:

my bones, dear :’)

Page of Pentacles Inversed

(maybe its just me, maybe bc im in a negative mood my cards are too kjdfbgkjdfsgjkd)

as said before, pentacles is a suit related to money and careers. the page suggests that you’re more likely to be in an idea stage of a project/career. so maybe you haven’t decided on the career you want to be in (or you haven’t properly put down the details of a new project within your career). this could even relate to creating more and more new ideas but not sticking to just one idea (because all of them are equally appealing.) 

perhaps one of your projects failed at the ideas stage, and you’re lost at what to do now. maybe you lost motivation for a project or two. maybe take a breather, and then look at your projects from a new perspective.

@ihopethatwemeetinanotherlife / @foolishgang

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