#foolishdame

repost and tag 10 people you’d like to get to know better

this is the best ask i’ve ever gotten (jk)

this gon be humanstuck

1. Who made the first move? totes meenah

2. Who said “I love you” first? aranea the lil piece of shit her

3. Do they fight? yes. but not enough to actually warrant like srs bsness

4. Big spoon/Little spoon? Aranea is unwillingly the lil spoon

5. Who wears the pants? Meenah jfc

6. Who remembers anniversaries? aranea if either of them

7. Who’s the better cook? meenah she was raised by betty crocker

8. Favorite Activity? probs showing each other off like “yeah look @ my gillfrond”

9. How would they get engaged? aranea would be like “let’s get married” and meenah would be like “shell yeah”

10. How do they picture their wedding? just the two fo them and like 3 friends and then they disappear off the planet for two weeks

11. How many kids do they want? idk. depends on aranea, like 3. please no octuplets as much as she likes the number 8

What I like most about them. they’re such cuties and were probably canon @ one point imo

What I dislike most about them. people underrating their relationship/turning them into cliches

Something I think a lot of people misunderstand about them. meenah is literally a giant bitch and so is aranea but they have soft spots for each other

Have I read any fanfiction that features this character/pairing? i refrain from it except rp bc yeh

An AU I’d like to see with them. red string of fate

How I would react if I could meet them in person. probs die.

A secret hobby I could imagine them having. idk like Pokémon they fight together and get really emotional when theyre pokémon get koed

Who was the one to propose: aranea 4 sure

Who stressed more over wedding planning: meenah bc she wanted everything to be perf 4 aranea

Who decorated the house: aranea

Who does the cooking: meenah

Who is more organized: aranea

Who’s the cuddler: meenah

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:. i already answered this. meenah/aranea

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: pokemon

Who cooks: meenah? it says that up there what?

Who comes home drunk at 3am: meenah

Who kills the spiders: neither bc aranea would murder someone if they killed a spider in her home

Who falls asleep first: depends on the night

A headcanon: they never considered kids until aranea was like “i think I want kids” and then meenah was like “aight”

I have too many so I’ll just do Les8ifins.

who wears the ugly christmas sweatersAranea definitely. Meenah would tear them off, except Christmas because Aranea is not letting her off that easy.

who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoaMeenah picks the movies in exchange for listening to Aranea’s expositon talks while Aranea makes hot cocoa for her. Be glad you have a good matesprit, Meen.

who starts the snowball fightMeenah jfc.

who drags the other under the mistletoeMeenah.

who decorates the houseAranea spends hours decorating it before Meenah joins in.

who hangs up the ornaments on the treeAranea.

who cooks christmas dinnerAranea, Meenah cannot cook.

who invites the other to sing a christmas duetMeenah would start singing and Aranea would just join in eventually.

if they have any holiday traditionsAranea tries to make traditions, but Meenah just drags her under the mistletoe and kisses her to shut her up.

who would start a food fight during bakingHave you MET Meenah?