#flutty

I truly believe that Kafka is about emotional intimacy, as well, if not more so. He's the kind of guy that feels like if there's nothing beyond physical attraction and affection then there's probably not much reason in pursuing the relationship. He really loves to have conversations with you - even if that's all that comes of the time you spend together. It's not about the sex, it's about the connection you both share. Kafka has to have an intellectual connection with you first before he even entertains the idea of any other kind. And Kafka is SO ULTIMATELY aware of physical limitations, as his own were a source of frustration for him for so long. He would never hold something you have no control over against you. What he WOULD do, is set up a nice little space for you. Candles, with the wooden wicks, I just know it. Flowers because you're his little busy bee that needs to fucking chill a bit and take care of yourself. Maybe some wine or sparkling cider - depending on what you both have going on the next day. Lots of soft pillows so you and/or he can be set up comfortably for the other person to have their way with.

In summation, Kafka Hibino is the most perfect man in the Milky Way and no one will ever change my mind so don't try.

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First of all, I apologize for my English, and thank you the question for allowing me to ramble about my latest hyperfixation lmao

I think Florence—along with Stephanie and Orel—is one of the only genuinely good people in Moralton. I was incredibly surprised to see there's an active hate community about her here on Tumblr. (I saw a post where they say Reverend Putty get SA from Florence, and WTF? Where did they get that from? Did we watch the same episode?)

To start with, I love her because, despite being Christian, she had the courage to end a loveless marriage. Despite being a fat person (and constantly mocked for it), she knows her worth and doesn't hesitate to act accordingly. For example, she stood up to Dottie, both when she called her fat and when she told her it was embarrassing enough to be her friend ("We're not friends"). I see myself in her.

I've read that a lot of people think she's a bad mother, and I have no idea where that idea came from. She seem to enjoy spending time with her daughter (Gifting her a stuffed animal, missing her when her ex-husband got the custody).

I also have the headcanon that she's autistic, given her hyperfixation with zebras and the color pink (like Elizabeth Sweetheart 🥹), and that she's bisexual (due to her denial to Putty about been "with men nor women" in Narcissism since they last spoke). And yes... I kinda like the idea of Dottie/Florence toxic yuri, as long as it's a brief affair, with Dottie wanting that cookie so effing bad, trying to hide it with degradation until Florence kicks her out just like she did with her ex-husband lol

I also like that in Narcissism it's clarified that her weight loss was due to depression, not because she wanted to change her image or an eating disorder. I like to think that after the depression she regains some weight again (even if it's not all of it since she admitted that she also used to eat due to depression)

btw, I found very interesting that Dottie is canonically the one who suffers from bulimia. I suppose that explains—though it doesn't excuse—her superiority over Florence and that she might find (in my headcanon) being attracted to an overweight person contradictory.

About Flutty (I didn't know that was the ship name and OMG IT'S ADORABLE 😭💖). I've always had mixed feelings about Reverend Putty, but this is one of those cases where shipping him with a specific person makes me like him more. I like the trope where fatphobia gets in the way until the obtuse person realizes/stops being ashamed of liking them big and chunky (it's a bittersweet trope, quite sad, but real).

Narcissism is the episode that really sold the ship for me. Putty fantasizing about Florence when she was fat, telling her he wants her like she used to be or whatever, that he just wants her.

His love confession 🥹 (I'm a sucker for "accidental" love confessions lmao)

And I found it so funny that he turned to his daughter for advice/support (plus the idea of Florence being a mother figure to Stephanie and giving her a little sister makes me want to cry with tenderness 😭💖)

And for the next video I’m making right now too wheeZE 😳

Hint: 😘

on the muzzle.