#flushboy

First read of 2025. Contemporary coming-of-age. Wanted to start with a Stephen Graham Jones because he's become my favourite author and I felt like I couldn't go wrong with any of his books. And I was right.

Despite the slightly offputting premise (a day in the life of a teenager working at his dad's drive-thru urinal), it was great fun and even managed to make me emotional. SGJ can really find the humanity and meaning in anything, including piss. And it was of great comfort to read during the dead hours of my equally idiotic service job.

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Flushboy by Stephen Graham Jones

Like my dad said, lecturing me about hygiene: I could bring this whole place down. It didn't sound so bad then. But not like this. I didn't want it like this.

I kinda loved this book... despite gagging several times throughout. The only way Flushboy's night could have been worse would be if he worked at The Shit Shack instead of The Bladder Hut. Stephen Graham Jones's Flushboy is a singular reading experience; an absurd, ridiculous, often nauseating (I mean, c'mon, who isn't imagining the smell just hearing the name of the place... The Bladder Hut), hilarious and surprisingly heartfelt coming-of-age story where absolutely nothing is off the table. Jones brings our narrator to life with a clearly lived-in, scatter-brained voice that fills the book with a sense of authenticity. Because of this, the pacing is effortlessly urgent, making for a quick, interesting, and exceedingly weird read. Once again Jones proves to be one of the most interesting writers I've discovered over the past two years.

8.5/10

Flushboy by Stephen Graham Jones

I know. It’s a book called Flushboyand there’s a toilet on the cover. You pay close enough attention to me, by which I clearly mean, give me a passing social media glance, and you’d think that I was sponsored by bodily functions; or at the very least, receptacles of said waste. Really though, if you let your eyes drift downward, you’ll clearly see in pee-yellow that the author of this fine book…

Flushboy by Stephen Graham Jones is my kind of book. Family dysfunction with a power element of the grotesque, in this case, the father's entrepreneurial drive toward starting a drive-thru urinal franchise.

Buy Flushboy here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1938604172/tag=thecalebrosso-20 

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Stephen Graham Jones: http://www.demontheory.net/