#flptvids

Jocelyn: You don't have a childhood dream of being a pilot, do you?

Tour guide: Up on the left is a laughing gull known for its loud, laugh-like call. Gray hoodie: I have a question. Tour guide: Yes. Gray hoodie: Is the laughing gull a type of whale? Tour guide: ...no. It's a bird. Gray hoodie: Then I don't care about it! Other tourists: Yeah! We're here to see whales! White shirt: Every time you show us a new animal that isn't a whale, it becomes more clear that you don't respect us. Tour guide: Look I know everyone's wanting to see some whales. We're going to try one more spot. Striped shirt: I don't care if you have to call in a favor, kay? Get them here. Tour guide: I'm not hiding them from you. White shirt: You're close with the whales. You have a relationship with them. Tour guide: ...what? White shirt: You stand on their noses. We've all seen the pictures. Tour guide: I... Are you talking about SeaWorld? Striped shirt: If this endless gray sky is what the sea world is, I'm sure happy not to be a fish. White shirt: I'm really starting to question my belief in whales. Tour guide: Okay well whales are real, that's not up for debate. Gray hoodie: Actually doubt is really healthy! Other tourists: Don't criticize her! Tour guide: If you could all please just stop yelling at me, I'm happy to hear any reasonable concerns. White shirt: Yeah I have something reasonable to say. Tour guide: Okay. White shirt: If we don't see a whale soon, we can easily overpower you and throw you into the ocean. Other tourists: Hear hear! *clapping* Tour guide: Just gimme... I'm gonna talk to someone. *door closes* Tour guide: *into walkie talkie* Hey um it's happening again. Over. Second tour guide: You mean the threats? Over. Tour guide: Yeah, they really want to see a whale. Second tour guide: Okay, well you might have to do the trick. Tour guide: I... *sighs* I hate-- I hate the trick. *door closes* Tour guide: Okay I actually have a letter from a special friend. Gray hoodie: Who? Tour guide: His name is Splashy. He's a humpback whale. White shirt: The letter is from a whale? Gray hoodie: Well don't-- don't just stand there. Read it. Tour guide: "Dear explorers, I want you to let you know how sad I am that I can't be here with you today." White shirt: Is this really from a whale? Tour guide: I don't have to keep reading if this is boring to you. White shirt: No! I mean, I guess you could keep reading. Tour guide: Good. "Being a whale isn't easy. I'm busy chasing down krill and doing cool tricks." White shirt: What's next? Gray hoodie: Yeah keep reading I guess. Tour guide: "Say hi to my old buddy Catherine for me, and I hope the rest of the boat ride is a blast." Gray hoodie: ...okay that was really cool. Striped shirt: Yeah I gotta hand it to you. White shirt: Seems...like Splashy respects you a lot. I'm sorry for threatening to drown you. Tour guide: It's okay. Striped shirt: Guys! Look! *triumphant music* Gray hoodie: Whales! *footage of dolphins*

Liva: I want you to meet someone. This is Greta. Greta: *a cat walking close to a wall* Jane: Oh hey. Liva: Isn't she amazing? Jane: Yeah we actually know each other. Liva: Wait...how? Jane: Um. I think it was Dustin's house show? Greta: *is in a box* Jane: Yeah. And also just same friends. Liva: Wait that's so crazy. Greta: *runs out of the room* Jane: *whispers* We kind of had a moment. Liva: *whispers back* Wait, what? Like what do you mean? Jane: A while ago it seemed like something was going to happen between us. Liva: So what happened? Jane: Nothing happened. But it was just like we were just hanging out a lot. And then like there was this moment where like her sister was in town...and it wasn't in like a meeting her family way but she did introduce me as, like, someone I've been spending time with. Liva: What does that mean? Jane: I don't know. And then it fizzled, it didn't happen. Liva: Right. Jane: Did it seem like there was like, a vibe between us? Liva: I don't know. Jane: Her hair is short. Liva: Did it used to be different? Jane: Yeah, it was like long. Like if you saw-- if you saw her, you'd be like "oh she has long hair." Liva: *picks up their phone and scoffs* Jane: Do you think she's like...sad? Liva: Um. I don't know. Like would there be a reason? Jane: Oh, I don't know. I was just-- just curious. Liva: *at normal volume* Ugh, Toni keeps trying to talk on the phone before we hang out. She's going to break up with me. Jane: No, I hate when we talk about you.

Person 1: *British accent* I actually eat my Oreos with peanut butter. Person 2: Me too. Person 1: I love to eat them on my birthday-- Person 2: *at the same time* December 11th. Person 1: *gasps* We're literally finishing each other's-- Person 2: Twins. Person 1: This is so scary. Person 2: *off screen* I just got the chills. Person 2: Wait, we can't be twins. Your hair is in a ponytail. Person 1: That's true. Person 2: If we're not twins, but we look exactly the same and have the same birthday... Person 1: Then that means you're me from the future! Person 2: And I need to kill you before you kill me. Person 1: If I'm you from the future, though, why would I be British? Person 2: Maybe at some point I go on like a two month trip to England, and then I come back and I have an accent. And everyone's like, "...really?" Person 1: I don't think I would do that. Person 2: I might though. Person 1: Can I ask a question before you kill me? Person 2: For sure. Person 1: What's that photograph? Person 2: This? Oh, just a scrap of paper I've had as long as I can remember. Person 1: I have one too. Person 2: *puts them together* The paper: YOU GUYS ARE TWINS -MOM & DAD Person 2: What do you think it means? Person 1: I don't know.

Black Tank Top: Yeah. Zoe Z: *clears throat* Zoe Z: I'm new, and you ladies look like the alphas around here, so I'll let you be my friend. FOR NOW. Black Tank Top and Flower Vest: *exchange a look* Zoe Z: C's might get degrees, but only A-listers can hang out with a top dog like Zoe Z---why are you looking at each other like that? Flower Vest: It's just weird. Black Tank Top: You're being like rhymey, I don't understand it. Someone off-screen: Kevin!!! Black Tank Top: Oh my god, Kevin. Such an icon. Kevin (in a gray hoodie): *coughs* Zoe Z: Kevin. Black Tank Top: *scoffs* Zoe Z: Let's steal his phone, and then send scandalous pictures. To the whole town! Black Tank Top: Whoa! Zoe Z: Weren't we doing bullying just now? Black Tank Top: Not like that though, not like crimes. Flower Vest: Yeah we more, like, imply a coldness over the course of several years. Zoe Z: I don't understand. Black Tank Top: So if someone says "I'm really into theater," you would say...? Zoe Z: I'd say, "Bye bye, birdie! Get out of my sight." Black Tank Top: *shaking head* No. Zoe Z: Anything goes...except for those shoes. Flower Vest: No, wrong. Watch this. *to Black Tank Top* Do it again. Black Tank Top: Okay. "I'm really into theater." Flower Vest: *scoffs* Flower Vest: Oh. Flower Vest: *to Zoe Z* See? Zoe Z: Wow, that was so mean. Flower Vest: Right? Zoe Z: Yeah, I got the chills. Black Tank Top: *off-screen* She's kind of growing on me. Flower Vest: I kind of like her. Zoe Z: That's more like it. Now, after school, let's go make some memories we won't remember at the VIP section at the Busy Bee. Anyone who's anyone is there. Flower Vest: *off-screen* We have volleyball, and we're not really old enough. Black Tank Top: We're fourteen. Zoe Z: You're FOURTEEN?! Flower Vest: *nods* Black Tank Top: *off-screen* Yeah, how old are you? Zoe Z: I'm twenty-eight. Is EVERYONE here fourteen?

Jane: *holding a guitar* Hi there. Jane: *plucking lightly* A few of you might notice that instead of its usual medium brown color, my hair is now platinum blonde. Jane: I just want to hop on here to say that I know change is scary, but just because my hair's changed doesn't mean that I've changed. Jane: For as long as-- Stewart: *off screen* Hey, uh, Jane? Jane: This is Stewart, my wonderful assistant. Stewart: I'm just gonna put in the coffee order so do you want anything? Jane: Yeah could you please get two large coffees? One for me and one for yourself. Jane: *starts playing guitar again* Jane: When I think of the word "role model"-- Stewart: I'm sorry to interrupt. I don't drink coffee. Jane: Just one for me then. Thanks. Jane: When I think of the word "role model"-- Stewart: Could I maybe get one of those thermoses by checkout instead? Jane: I don't know, Stewart, did I say get yourself one of the thermoses by checkout? Stewart: No you said coffee. Okay. I'm gonna go. I'll go get the coffee. Jane: Okay. Great. Jane: Thanks Stewart! Stewart: No prob. Jane: *starts playing guitar again* Jane: For as long as I can remember-- Stewart: I'm sorry, this is the last thing. Where are your car keys? I can't find them. Jane: Is this the Stewart looking for car keys video? Stewart: No but-- Jane: Is this about you looking for car keys? Stewart: No, it's about you being down to earth. Jane: It's about me being down to earth. Stewart: Even with your blonde hair. Jane: Even with my blonde hair. Jane: So I'd appreciate it-- Stewart: It's just it's raining kind of hard. Jane: If you want someone who's going to hold your hand a spoon feed you, go work for the D'Amelios, okay? This is a workplace. Jane: *starts playing guitar again* Jane: I'd much rather my child grow up to be kind than smart. Jane: *stops playing* Jane: Stewart, I want you to be really honest with me. Do you think this take is still salvageable? Stewart: Um I think maybe you come across a little bit-- Jane: Yeah, I think it's fine too.