#flip table

I mean we’ve defeated all the other top 5 Hellblades, it usually wasn’t super terrible and we did scrape through each time, but this time Shell at least is just... wiped, dude. We just scrambled back up through the layers of Hell (which we’re currently in. ...long story), including a frigid snowstorm-tossed layer where due to some poor-ass rolling Shell almost lost his feet to frostbite (the curse of 2′s.....). We’re all low on health and recoveries (the things that let us heal), our casters must surely be running dry, our alchemist is low on beakers of... whatever that stuff is, and the cleric (me) is down to the basics of melee, two heals, and my single once-per-battle damage spell.

One saving grace is, praise Tevar, that I got my “turn demonic” spell back when I used it last (it’s turn undead, but with a feat that makes it affect demonic as well as undead which let me tell you is the BEST FUCKING FEAT EVER when you’re travelling into Hell and one of your main antagonists is the Diabolist).

Still, hwuuuuughhh.... She has the #2 Hellblade Gaesh with her as well (who we defeated but he’s... apparently just a personality in a mask? question mark? currently reincarnated and controlling the dead(?) body of the brother of one of our paladin’s squad??? unclear, probably bad..), and I’m sure a bunch of lesser goons are gonna pop out of the woodwork to fuck us up with confusion spells and ranged shit as they usually do. If we were at full strength I think I’d feel reasonably confident, but boy we are ragged from our Hell journeys. And we’re so! Close! To leaving!! We’re in limbo, the final and uppermost layer of Hell! LET US OUT BITCH AAAA

yus, im still peeved off that home slice be out here thinking scientists stop at the lab

Our National Treasure the Sir Isaac Newton devised calculus for everything from business function, economic trends, and chemical development over time (aka half life decay, among other studies)

Where am I supposed to put all these smart people? Im sorry, PhD and Dr, but you are lab scientists and can’t contribute to society. You can’t study more than one topic, them’s the rules. You should have thought about that before going for your Super Masters.