#flexed biceps

To really appreciate what makes me so fucking special, you gotta look at the details of my muscular achievements…

Like, checking out how fucking thick my chest is.

But these arms, fuck man, guys will spend hours squeezing them…they need both hands just get around one.

Well, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Take a step back—if you can—

Look below… Now you start to see how it all fits together. Thighs, pecs, shoulders, tapered waist, handsome mug.

And the crotch.

Fuck yeah, the crotch: where it all comes together, where it all begins and ends.

So now take a few more steps away… damn I know you don’t want to.

…

Now… I guess I don’t need to tell you why you’re breathing heavily and sweating like crazy. Not to mention what that tingling sensation of something deep inside might be.

I eat because it makes my mind feel good.

I touch my muscles to give myself a nice tingly feeling in the cock area.

Yeah, right there. Mmmmhmm.

And I flex because it gives you a tingly feeling in your cock. 

Damn, I’m good!!

How do you know when an Indian teenager is going to flex?

Easy…

He tousles.

…and tousles more.

There.

Look at these guns

When all you need is a private room, a camera, a full-length mirror, some oil, and a paying customer…

This might be the worst emoji out there

Today's pasta shape: the classic elbow macaroni, great for eating and for crafting!