Oct 4, 2025
Flashkaine(?) doodoo
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Flashkaine(?) doodoo
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wow! flirting!
the not so amazing sequel to this
finally
Okay so, I love Spideypool, I love Flashkaine and I love the idea of overprotective older sibling Peter Parker so ... here is a scenario I tought about.
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*In the middle of a battle*
Peter: Flash listen, Deadpool is here, don't hit him! He's our ally and *sighs* ... my boyfriend.
Flash: ... I'm sorry, what was that?
Peter: I'm dating Wade Wilson, okay?
Flash: Deadpool? the deadpool? like, black and red, crazy as one can get, kill first ask questions later deadpool? You of all people went for that one?
Peter: We're working on the "kill first" aspect, okay? but yes, I'm dating him.
Flash: ...
Flash: Okay, listen. I wasn't gonna say anything, especially not now, but given that you have revealed your terrible decision making skills right here, I'm feeling like it's a good moment to tell you this. And you don't get to kill me! Because your choice in dating is much more terrible than mine.
Peter: Flash, what are you talking about?
Flash: I'm in a... kind of... relationship, right now. With your brother.
Peter: What?
Flash: It was a total accident. I was passing trough Houston to chase Carnage, and he was fighting Kaine, so that's how I met him-
Peter: KAINE? YOU'RE DATING KAINE?
Flash: Yeah but listen! I didn't like him at first, you know he's a difficult little shit, and I almost killed him when I lost control of the Symbiote, but then we got teleported to the microverse and yada yada, we fought together, almost died together and I noticed he's kind of cute, and after that we really hit it off you know what I mean?
Peter: No I don't! you pervert, you went after my baby brother?
Flash: Baby brot- Kaine is a grown adult! Biologically speaking he may as well be your twin! And like, it's not that serious okay, we're just fucking-
Peter: ...
Flash: Okay, that- that came out wrong-
Peter: Wade!
Wade: yes, itsy bitsy honey bun sugarcube?
Peter: I know we talked about starting to use rubber bullets and I love you for actually listening to me and accepting my opinion, but I need you to pass me a real gun right now. I need to shoot a baby brother snatcher in the dick-
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flashkaine is so good it makes so much sense as a ship when you look at the characters individually but I do have to be upfront that they are in exactly one story together. two whole issues. that's it. that's the entire basis of the ship. two whole issues and the fact that peter would lose his fucking mind. rightfully we should lose.
does anyone even like them anymore ππππ
pair so rare you gotta make your own merch