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Lucca and Noah getting ready in the morning, going after their usual morning routine, and Lucca shaving Noah’s neck. They both have tumblr accounts, and Lucca sometimes makes little videos of their life to share with his followers/fans (remember, he’s a rather popular musician). 

So he films their morning routine, at least the not super personal part, among other things how he helps Noah shave.

Noah: Careful, handsome. If you accidently cut my throat, that video might go viral.

Happy birthday, @notamailman | @firstviceroy!!!

I could have done so many different things for your birthday banner, but somehow I figured you’d appreciate this more. ;) (This is going to get painfully sappy, so beware.)

My dearest Flo,

It’s been almost two years since we first met, and I have never been so thankful that you got drunk and spammed me with memes. I don’t think there’s been a single day we haven’t talked in months, and I am so lucky to be called your friend. I have had the privilege of watching you grow and push your boundaries, make hard decisions, and come out on top like the victorious warrior you are. Life has thrown you some wicked punches, but you’ve given them right back, and I can’t tell you how proud of you I am. You are a beautiful, caring, kind person who anyone would be lucky to have in their lives, an incredible friend, and a fucking fantastic writer.

I have enjoyed the privilege of writing with you for so very long, and while we haven’t officially online for a while, the world building and character development you and I do nearly every day is such an incredible experience to me. I was thrilled when we started writing more and I could see how in depth Gabriel was as a character - from his backstory to his flaws to his brightest moments and his darkest. It was a bit of a surprise that I shipped him with Clara as hard as I did (and now look at this shipping hell we’ve created), but beyond that, I have enjoyed watching him interact with others and grow and come up with offshoots and alternate universe identities in a depth that I am always marveling at.

And then Lucca came along! I’ve loved your Lucifer since day 1 (which is in itself a big accomplishment, considering how wary I was of the concept when you first brought it up), but Lucca is an absolute ray of sunshine, and I am so lucky to have been able to see him from his beginnings. His story is solid and interesting and unique, and I have loved getting to through all of my muses at him to see how he would react. He’s such a dream of a muse to be able to interact with, as you are one of the best writing partners I have ever had the luck to interact with.

General:

Rate the Ship Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? They’ll always find each other and fight heaven and hell to stay together. I’d say pretty long.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? I think the attraction was there pretty quickly, just this natural chemistry, but it took some time for them to allow themselves to actually fall in love. 

How was their first kiss? Careful and gentle. 

Wedding:

Who proposed? Lucca

Who is the best man/men? Michael (and Elias)

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? Jibrail (and Aubrey)

Who did the most planning? Lucca probably

Who stressed the most? I don’t think either of them stressed. Lucca was excited and Noah was happy to plan everything with him.

How fancy was the ceremony?  Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.I don’t think it was super fancy or big, but it was beautiful and special. They had a wedding at the beach with an oceantheme, so it was far from normal, but it wasn’t ridiculously fancy either.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Lucca’s parents probably. Lucifer.

Sex:

Who is on top? They are versatile. 

Who is the one to instigate things?Both of them.

How healthy is their sex life? Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last?Depends. I actually .. really can’t tell

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? Yes

How rough are they in bed? Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.I think it depends?? They sometimes make love, so then it’s obviously not super rough, but if they fuck .. they do it properly.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? None

How many children will they adopt?1-2? None? It depends how their life is going to develope. They are still young.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Both.

Who is the stricter parent? Noah

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? I don’t know?? Noah isn’t super “OMG DON’T DO THIS”, he’s not ridiculously careful, and I don’t think Lucca is either? Maybe they’ll do it together.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Both, but Lucca usually does it

Who is the more loved parent? Excuse both of course (Lucca probably)

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?Both, Lucca more often

Who cried the most at graduation? Lucca

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Noah

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? Both, Lucca does more desserts

Who is the most picky in their food choice? Noah

Who does the grocery shopping? Both. Noah more often maybe?

How often do they bake desserts? Depends on how angry Lucca is

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Noah loves meat.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? I think they both would.

Who is more likely to suggest going out?Both

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? Jibs.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? Lucca

Who is really against chores? Neither

Who cleans up after the pets? Noah

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Neither. Gross.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Lucca

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Noah

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? Noah loves long showers, Lucca baths

Who takes the dog out for a walk? Cats. But Noah would probably.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? I think Lucca loves decorating. Noah would do it for Christmas.

What are their goals for the relationship? Being happy and alive.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon?Neither

Who would be the big spoon?They switch. I think in the beginning Noah was the big spoon, but by now it’s really a matter of what they currently feel like. Funny enough, heigth wise Noah is never the big spoon, but man does he try. 

Who would wake up first?Again, both. When Noah can’t sleep he’s the one who’s awake first, obviously, but often enough Lucca wakes up before him, too. 

Do they have nicknames for each other?Not really, but they call each other ‘love’ and Noah calls Lucca ‘handsome’ and ‘sunshine’.

What happened when they met each other’s parents?Noah probably fought with Lucca’s father, but tried to tune it down for Lucca’s sake. Lucca loves Noah’s family, who was first a little careful because they wanted to make sure Noah wouldn’t get hurt, but then fell in love with Lucca. So now he’s family.

How do they apologise after an argument?Noah would make puppy eyes and apologize with his head lowered. I think kissing and sex are pretty good methods, though. Also climbing into each other’s beds. 

What would they be like as parents?I think both of them are probably too busy to even consider adopting a child, but they’d be absolute sweethearts.They are used to being big brothers, they are both protective, both are caretakers, so I think they would be both firm and lovely.

Who is the better cook?Both. Lucca is better at making desserts.

Who is more romantic?Both of them are equally romantic.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?Whatever they bump into and remind them of each other. Souvenirs from their travels, random stuff they see, things that show that they care. Everything from sea shells to houses cough, but especially stuff with some kind of sentimental value. Or funny postcards.

Who gets jealous easiest?I think they trust each other, but both have slightly jealous tendencies. 

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?Lucca. Unless it’s Christmas, then Noah.

Who is the most adventurous?Noah, though Lucca is growing into it. That being said, Lucca was probably always adventurous, but first had to learn to allow himself to give into it.

Who is the most protective?I want to say Noah,  though I’m not entirely sure? I mean Noah is extremely protective, but Lucca always protects Noah as well, so possibly both.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?Covers face don’t get me started. They’d be stammering, stuttering idiots who fall in love hard, dance around each other, giggle, hold hands and are just generally ridiculously cute.

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*“I will follow you into the dark” by Death Cab for Cutie.

Do I ship it?

“I wish I could say I have to think about it, but I really don’t - I’d give him the chance to have a happy childhood, no questions asked. He won’t miss me because he never met me, but he is always going to miss his mother, either way. 

I saw how much it ruined him that she left, what it did to him and how his life changed. It still affects him, it’s always going to affect him. In some ways he will always be damaged and always miss his family’s love. If his mother never leaves? He’ll grow up like everyone else, happy, safe, loved. That’s all I want for him. I want him to be happy, whether it includes me or not.

And at this point? I’m not sure it would mean we’d really never meet. I hate admitting it, but by now I’m not sure fate doesn’t exist. I believe we’ll always end up together in one way or another - that’s what I’d hope for. That somehow our ways would cross sooner or later.

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So I’m gonna do this one a little bit differently. Everyone knows I love @notamailman, but let me talk about Flo’s creation, Lucca, whom she writes over at @firstviceroy. If you read my tags you probably know that he’s super present on my blog, which is mainly because Lucca is the most amazing character in the history of ever. He is such a unique muse and Flo put so much heart and soul into his creation and I just never grow tired of talking about him. 

I think what I love most about Lucca is the fact that he’s just /good/. He is a really damn good person, who went through hell and still tries to see the best in everyone and spread positivity rather than hate. Even more importantly, though, he still makes so much sense, he seems so real and all of his actions are just super relatable. He’s not boring just because he’s good, he is so interesting and I always want to learn more about him. 

Writing with Flo showed me that she is still constantly developing him and I think that’s so admirable. She always further explores him and his personality and his past, she even has his family all figured out in so much detail it just constantly blows my mind. It’s a joy to see someone with such a passion for their muse, and the general universe Flo created. I couldn’t be happier to be able to interact with Lucca, not at least since his and Noah’s relationships simply never gets boring.