#firstdateos

To Be Loved and To Be In Love by RealName

Length: 35k

First Dates AU.

Louis Tomlinson is a thirty-year-old divorcee whose friends have signed him up for the Channel 4 show First Dates. Harry Styles is a twenty-eight-year-old lawyer who has never been in a long-term relationship. They are filmed going on their first date

Only Been Here One Time by alienharry @aceniall

Length: 10k

“Good morning, Liam. Harry.” Louis nods at them both and then cocks his head. “Are you aware you have four nipples, Harry?”

Harry looks down at his chest, suddenly worried. He doesn’t know how many nipples humans have, but four must not be a usual amount. “Should I have six?”

“Not unless you’ve a litter of kittens to feed.”

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The Alien!Harry fic I was destined to write.

It’s Never Enough by Bearandleonardwrite @erikabearikuh

Length: 12k

"Yeah? What else?" Harry asks anyways. Louis doesn't know he's a history professor and Harry doesn't want to tell him because he doesn't want to, like, offend him or embarrass him or something. He really, really likes the sound of Louis' voice and doesn't want him to stop talking. Ever.

"The first attack was led by the Catholics." Right. "And they just, like, stormed Jerusalem and took over." Mostly wrong, but Harry just lets him talk, lets him explain (more like make up) everything in the section.

(Basically; Harry is a history professor who fancies Louis, the fit bloke that works at his favorite museum. Louis doesn't know anything about history and he definitely doesn't know Harry's a professor. Featuring an awful blind date, some inappropriate grinding in Ancient Rome, and a handful of mishaps.)