#figets

Recent jokes tehehehe with my mother ÚwÙ The real fan children of the horror au @ark-fork

Hoodie strings: 8/10

Twisty twisty! Can make knots! Have always got them nearby. Can stim quietly without annoying anyone..

Headphone wire: 3/10

Twisty twisty baybe! Untangle! Always got them with me, but will probably break them this way.

Old MP3 player: 9/10

This thing had like, 4 different textures! Smooth bits, bobbly bits, curvy ridgy bits, other diagonal ridgy bits! And actual buttons! Clicky sliders too! Just gotta remember to not accidentally press them when listening to stuff

New MP3 player: -2/10

Touchscreen slab. BOOOOOORING!

Blu tack: 3/10

Fun untill it goes sticky :/

College lanyard: 9/10

Why is the back of your ID more scratched than everyone else's? Eheh, it's called figety stim! Slide bus pass against student card! Push cards inside card holder! (Click, click!) Rock card holder again lanyard! (Cli-clunk!) Spin it! (If they don't have horizontal id holders at uni I will be a little bit sad)

Tissues in my pocket: 0/10

Always end up tearing to shreds by accident, making my pocket a mess and not having anything to blow my nose on

Pencil: 6/10

Roll it around, thread between fingers! Draw with it! Tappy tappy!! Will annoy people this way. Also teachers say "don't doodle in your book, get a separate notebook" then say "you shouldn't have that out" when you get a doodle-notebook :/

Dry leaves: 8/10

Scrunch!!!!!!! :D Make my hands feel dusty :(

Rubber bands: 7/10

S t r e t c h y! Noisy! I will ping it away from me at some point and be too lazy to go get it back

Sandwich box: 5/10

Can rip up in the name of "separating for recycling". Plastic bits *and* cardboard bits to destroy! Can be sticky

Test cube I built with my 3D pen: 9/10

Throw it! Catch it! Spin it! Try to balance it on a corner! Bumpy texture! Poke it! (I somehow made the faces slightly springy) Kept me focused in DnD! Will and has broken because I squished it too hard...

Stim cube I built after I broke the other one: 10/10!

It’s actually my new favorite figet. To be fair.. I only have three, the cube, a spinner that I loathe with my entire being, and a Pop-it that I can’t take with me. The pop-it is broken, it’s a breaclet one, and I was messing with the clasp part, and ripped the silicone..