i really love everything thats associated with "cryptidcore" like i love aliens & ghosts & cryptids & the x-files & gravity falls & being in the woods & night time photography and all that sort of thing. But anything actually tagged "cryptidcore" is usually so horrendously corny. like i want funny and/or interesting text posts right. bigfoot Lets discuss. Lets make funny posts about ufos. yes i wanna discuss ghosts and such. But the way you all type is pissing me offffffff
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Ovumtide is the most elusive and exclusive party in all the galaxy--until Dr. Del Doppler is assigned to record it. But what might have been a routine documentary takes an unexpected turn when she's invited to partake. Now, she'll have to spread her wings--and her legs--to get the scoop on the Raptorian fertility festival. After all, when in Rome…
This is the second of Del’s risqué space adventures as a scientist working for the Nebulaship Of Xenosapients. N.O.X. is an interstellar federation and the arbiters of peace, love, and science across the galaxy. These books can be read in any order.
This book is 15.8k words, and features seven spot illustrations and three half-page illustrations. Content list can be found on the store page. It is intended for adult audiences only.
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She pulls the recording out of the tech, picking up her phone and a light jacket as she makes a call. "Hey Billy, have you seen the press conference yet? I got it recorded, and I have a delightful idea. Heading to you to discuss."
@supressed-not-silenced
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What? Okay.
[ Billy was waiting for Lois after that broadcast, Heb honestly hadn't paid much attention to the broadcast. The kid was fidgeting on autopilot, while watching the broadcast. He had a bad feeling about this. He could see the magic clinging to him, warping what he’d said like a puppet on strings, and the worst part was knowing it wasn’t a real admission and others couldn't see it. Not one word of it. He had no idea how long those proposals would hold, and his mind was too fried to even guess. The whole thing left an exhaustingly sour taste in his mouth as questions swirled. Who the hell was using magic on Superman? How much power did they hold over him? How long would whatever spell last? How badly was he going to react after? ]
[CLASSIFICATION: ANOMALOUS BIO/CRYPTOZOOLOGY]
[LOG ID: #TML-TSUCHINOKO-03]
[STATUS: RESTRICTED // PART 3 OF 4]
[SUBJECT: TSUCHINOKO]
[Analysis: Biological Data vs. Exogenous Noise]
Zoological approaches often cite misidentification of exogenous species—such as Tiliqua gigas, Tiliqua rugosa, or Acanthophis antarcticus—to explain modern sightings. However, these are merely isolated incidents of escaped "pet" assets imported post-1970.
Given the historical continuity tracing back to Jomon-era stone tools, Kofun-period motifs, and the Edo-period Wakan Sansai Zue, the exogenous species hypothesis must be dismissed as mere modern noise—a false positive.
[Biological Substrate Assessment]
The primary biological substrate is currently identified as a pathological morphological transformation in indigenous species like Rhabdophis tigrinus or Gloydius blomhoffii during gestation.
While standard gestation results in a mild, uniform expansion, specific individual variations, nutritional deficits, or congenital defects can trigger localized, extreme abdominal distension. Scientific scrutiny of recent "captured" specimens confirms they are invariably indigenous individuals undergoing severe structural distortion.
[Critical Inquiry: The Mutation Paradox]
However, the critical inquiry remains: why do specific assets undergo such extreme mutation? Standard physiological expansion retains biological rationality; yet, Tsuchinoko sightings exhibit fundamental design reversals—blinking eyelids, snoring, and acute vocalization.
These are not mere "obese snakes" but rather indigenous biological matter serving as an empty vessel, forcibly reconstructed by external pressure and operating on an entirely divergent survival logic.
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Despite being a rescue and rehabilition section of the Guild, I find having moments to myself to study the local fauna in the field with a guilie mantle is the best method of becoming accostumed to how wyverns and elder dragons act without the interactions of man and specifically hunters.
While many see Elder Dragons as being a threat to local ecology, I would argue that they have as much right as anyone else to exist and that their existance is required to avoid stagnation and subsequent degradation of the land. As a result - I have not reported where this family of ‘Stra are living and no amount of threats nor intimidation will have me disclose their location. They are to be left alone to preserve the species and monitored in order to learn more of their behavior and living requirements.
I am sure that the Guild will agree that risking the lives of Hunters to hunt a family of Elder Dragons that seems to be perfectly content living out their lives in the wilderness and keeping the number of Aptonoth in reasonable margins is a waste of time.
Agnete Bjørneboe is a versatile Danish artist (78 today) who has worked with painting, prints, collage, mosaics & paper clippings. Here is one of her more conceptual works:
Kryptisk feltrapport, 2009 - acrylic, lacquer, newsprint on masonite board
Day 23: Desert Cities. We didn’t see much chance of getting through the mountains with the lack of supplies and relatively light clothing, not to mention the ominous encounter with disembodied corpse-parts from the previous night casting a pall over the idea of more towers, so we headed west, past the foothills, toward a large arid plain. The highlands turned quickly into rolling hills, those swiftly drifted into dunes, and in the distance, clusters, pyramids arose from the horizon. Spires extended from their slopes and, from one, twinkling lights shone like distant stars from the tips of virtually invisible antennae. After another few days hike, what first appeared as a shadowy cloud revealed itself as a hulking ship. The haze we assumed to be a dust storm was a cyclone of sand and debris consumed by a vast circular orifice. The pyramid in the distance was smoldering rubble. These desert cities were were being harvested.