Leona - The Whoopsie Wedding
Prompt: "Accidental" Marriage 6 months later, and I'm still trying to complete this prompt challenge. Otherwise known as "my excuse to write random LeonaxYuu stuff."
âUnca Leona!âÂ
Leonaâs ear twitched in response to the high-pitched shriek. He made an abrupt about-face and lengthened his stride. The slap of sandals against the stone floor behind him made his ear continue its erratic fluttering.Â
He had nearly made it to the end of the hall when Kifaji turned the corner in front of him. The old chamberlainâs satisfied grin made a muscle above his eye twitch to the same rhythm as his ear. âAh, there you are Prince Leona. I was just looking for you. There is a dignitaryââÂ
The sandal slapping grew louder along with the insistent shrieking. âUnca Leona!âÂ
ââwho wishes to meet youââÂ
Leona twisted on his heel without hesitation. Cheka yelped when Leona snatched him out of the air mid-pounce. Throwing his nephew over his shoulder, Leona prowled down the hallway in the opposite direction of Kifaji. âCanât play replacement for my brother right now. Busy.âÂ
The corner of his mouth twitched up into a smirk at the startled stutter that escaped Kifaji. âPrince Leona! This is a delicate business relation Crown Prince Falena hasâ!âÂ
Cheka giggled and wildly kicked his legs. Leona swallowed a growl and pinned the boyâs flailing legs beneath his forearm. âWere you not one of the people insisting I spend more time with my precious nephew? Falena will understand rescheduling the meeting. He rescheduled an entire assembly to attend a little play at his sonâs daycare.âÂ
The tired sigh behind him was worth the sharp yank of his hair. He knew he couldnât argue against Leonaâs logicâhis brother would be over the moon the moment snitched on him. Leona willingly spending time with his nephew? A new national holiday would be created just to celebrate the miracle.Â
Checkmate.Â
Leona couldnât stop the new growl that rose after another yank on his hair. He flipped Cheka off his shoulder to sit on his forearm. Chekaâthe oblivious brat that he wasâsqueezed his face between tiny hands and grinned. âUnca Leona! Unca Leona!âÂ
âWhat?â Leona impatiently snapped. He shifted Cheka to his sit on his other arm in hopes the brat would release him. It was a temporary solution because Chekaâs sticky fingers were like magnets to his face. âStop shouting. You have my attention.âÂ
Cheka hummed. One sandaled foot kicked Leona in the ribs. The lion maskâa smaller version of the one Leona wore with his liongarbâslipped down Chekaâs forehead. âI been lookinâ everywhere for you! Timmy says you ran off to nap, and I says nu uh âcause yous a big boy, and big boys donât take naps!âÂ
Timmy was as a big a brat as Cheka was. The amount of times Leona suffered through listening to Cheka complain about his friend disagreeing with him were too many for Leona to count even if he cared to keep track. Leona couldnât say that without Cheka getting all weepy for his friend though. Sade would give him a death glare until he finally went back to Night Raven College if she found out he made Cheka all weepy when he should have been having fun with his bratty friends during the Cloudcalling Festival.Â
He also wasnât about to admit one of those bratty friends had been right.Â
âWhat do you want?â Leona asked with a heavy sigh. Strategically speaking, dealing with Cheka was the lesser of two hassles. Unlike a bunch of sweat-smelling, greedy businessmen, Leona could slip away once Chekaâs extremely tiny attention span waned. He just had to find the right beetle to distract the brat. âI have other things I have to do before returning to school.âÂ
Cheka pouted. His sticky fingers found the strands of beads hanging from the lion mask on Leonaâs head. âYou gotta go back? But why?âÂ
âIâm only here for the festival,â Leona said with the thin patience of already repeating the same sentence several times. âWhat do you want?âÂ
The question distracted Cheka from pouting over Leonaâs inevitable departure. Cheka pulled on the strand of beads and pointed to one of the doorways ahead of them. âWe needs you for a very big thing!âÂ
Leona heavily sighed. The last thing he wanted was to waste his time with Chekaâs bratty friends. He wasnât a kid-person no matter what Sade tried to say. He barely had the patience for Falena, the biggest kid he knew. Fortunately, kids were easily distractible.Â
Kalimâs and Liliaâs happy greetings when he turned into the open doorframe made that muscle above his eye twitch again. Grim snickered when the only thing preventing Cheka from flipping over Leonaâs forearm in excitement was his grip on the bead strand. âLook what the lion cub dragged in.âÂ
Lilia giggled like the deranged imp he was. The skinny little boy sitting next to him joined his cackling, a pair of small round dark ears flicking from a mop of brownish-red hair. âHe certainly does not disappoint! What an excellent sniffer you have!âÂ
Kalimâs laugh sounded less deranged and more ignorantly happy. The chubbier little boy sitting next to him had a dopey type of smile on his face. âIâll say! It didnât even take him five minutes. I canât even find Jamil that quick!âÂ
Cheka emitted a happy grumbly noise at the praise. Leona whipped his forearm out from beneath Cheka, making his nephew squawk in surprise, before grabbing him under the armpits. His eyes cut across the room to where Yuu sat on a floor mat with the last of Chekaâs friends, another lion cub dressed in a liongarb costume with strands of beads woven through her braided blonde hair. Neither of them looked up from the pile of beads on the ground in front of them. The lion cub patiently showed Yuu how to string the beads, continuously measuring the length of the strand around Yuuâs wrist. Yuu nodded with an air of unwavering focus.Â
Leona ignored the two and turned an unimpressed glower at the others. He flicked his tail at them. âWhy am I not surprised none of you stayed at the hotel like I told you to.âÂ
Kalim laughed, predictably missing the sarcasm in Leonaâs voice. âKifaji came by my suite with an invitation from Cheka after we came back! Jamil was busy packing up everything, so I accepted.âÂ
âIt would be incredibly rude to reject an invitation from nobility,â Lilia added. Leona caught the bright glint in Liliaâs eyes. âAs a representative from Briar Valley, I would hate to taint any diplomatic alliances. Malleus would be highly displeased if he didnât receive future invitations to visit.âÂ
Leonaâs upper lip curled slightly over his teeth. âLike Iâd invite the lizard anywhere.âÂ
That glint became brighter. âOh ho! Whoever said it would be an invitation from you?âÂ
Leonaâs eyes narrowed at the challenge. If he hadnât needed Lilia for the Bead Brawl...Â
A light tug on his pants made Leona drop Cheka. Cheka landed on the other two boys, who had gathered around Leonaâs knees. They squealed and wiggled in a mound of limbs Leona found disturbingly...squishy. Even Leona couldnât contort into the pretzel positions they did.Â
Leona decided to ignore all of them and directed his next question to Yuu. âDid the beauty queen and Jack miss the invitation?âÂ
Yuuâs eyes barely flicked in his direction, her focus on her current task of stringing beads. âVil wanted to go soak in the Ivory Springs again before we left. He said it was the least he was owed after the injury he took for you in the Bead Brawl. Jack went with him since heâs been feeling better. He still wanted to see parts of the city even if the festival has kinda died down after the rain.â Yuu glanced up long enough to meet Leonaâs gaze. âI made him take three bottles of water with him.âÂ
Leona grunted. âItâs not my problem if he has another heatstroke. Heâs aware of the risks now.âÂ
Cheka jumping on his leg was the perfect excuse to dismiss Yuuâs unconvinced hum. Leona stiffened when Chekaâs friends grabbed him without hesitation. Was that snot dripping out of the chubbier oneâs nose?Â
âUnca Leona! Unca Leona!â Cheka demanded. âYou gotta play with me!âÂ
Leona bristled at the command. Kalimâs cheery laugh was the only thing preventing him from punting Cheka and his friends across the room. âCheka told us only you could play the role in the game he wants to play because itâs one of the most important roles. He wouldnât even let Vil fill in before he left!âÂ
ââCause only Unca Leona can do it!â Cheka insisted. He twisted away from Leona and ran across the room, taking his friends with him. âUnca Leona is leader of the Sunset Warriors! Timmy! Pupa! Come stand here!âÂ
Leona ignored Cheka haughtily commanding his friends in favor of imagining Vilâs reaction to Chekaâs logic. He almost wished he had been there to see the offended huffing. Leona could imagine that was why Vil had chosen another trip to the Ivory Springs as opposed to an opportunity of running into the rest of Leonaâs family at the palace.Â
A tug on his fingers made Leona glance down at the little girl. She stared up at him with narrowed blue eyes. Leona narrowed his eyes back down at her. She barely stood taller than his knee, yet she had already mastered the same judgmental stare Sade gave him when he skipped âimportantâ family activities.Â
Her glare never wavering, she held out one of the beaded bracelets she and Yuu made. âTake thisâÂ
Leonaâs fingers twitched, but he didnât immediately obey her command. âWhy should I?âÂ
A jab to the back of his ribs made him turn his glower on Yuu. She rolled her eyes towards the ceiling. âSheâs not asking you to eat a cactus. You can accept a gift without pretending youâre offended.âÂ
âA gift?â Leona questioned. The girl tugged on his fingers again, and he fought the urge to snatch his hand from her grasp. "Being told to accept something doesnât sound like a gift.âÂ
âItâs not a gift,â the girl confirmed. She yanked on one finger hard enough for Leona to feel the hollow pop of a joint. Her tail angrily swished behind her when he conveyed his displeasure with a muted growl. âYou gotta take it to give to her.âÂ
Leona frowned. He shot Yuu a suspicious glare, but she only shrugged. She held up the bracelet she made and gave it a little shake. âDonât look at me. Iâve got my bracelet.âÂ
The little lioness emitted an annoyed huff. âThatâs not yours either! Come on. Cheka! Weâre ready.âÂ
Cheka jumped at the sudden shout. He ran back across the room to grab a patterned throw blanket draped over a bench. He climbed up on the bench and threw his shoulders back. Timmy and Pupa ran over to stand on the right side of the bench. Without receiving any instructions, Kalim, Lilia, and Grim moved to stand on the opposite side. Kalim grinned widely at Leona while Lilia softly snickered into his hand.Â
Grim put his paws on his hips. âLetâs get this thing over with. I wanna go grab some more food from the festival stalls before they pack everything up!âÂ
Cheka solemnly nodded at the girl. âBring Unca Leona and Ms. Yuu to me, Zahara.âÂ
Zahara slipped between them to grasp their hands, dragging them forward behind her. Leona loudly sighed and questioned his earlier decision to avoid Kifaji. There was no escaping Cheka with the others here. Especially the prefect, who jabbed his ribs again when he when he didnât budge from Zaharaâs tugging. âJust play along.âÂ
It was Leonaâs turn to roll his eyes towards the ceiling. He stood his ground for about half a secondâfinding the little girlâs impatient grunting to be amusingâbefore another jab forced him to âplay along.â By the time Zahara presented them to Cheka, his nephew had already become distracted with adjusting the throw blanket over him like a robe. A polite cough from Lilia snapped Chekaâs attention back to them. âOh, right! Estimated peoples! We came here today to, uh, join the macaronis!âÂ
âMacaronis?â Timmyâor Pupa, Leona honestly didnât know which of Chekaâs friends was which, but it was the scrawny looking oneârepeated. His head bobbed around in a way that reminded Leona of a meerkat peeking out of his tunnel. âWhat does macaronis gotta do with anything?âÂ
âIt sounds tasty,â Pupa said with the same dopey smile heâd had since Leona arrived.Â
âI dunno what the macaronis do,â Cheka said with a shrug. He pulled the blanket over his shoulders again when it slipped. âBut thatâs what they said.âÂ
Timmyâs entire face wrinkled. Zahara jabbed his ribs in the same way Yuu had jabbed Leona. âHush! Weâre not done yet.âÂ
Leona never thought heâd empathize with one of Chekaâs friends, but the exasperated sigh from Timmy had him nodding in agreement. Lilia leaned over and whispered quietly in Chekaâs ear. Chekaâs ear twitched. Leona glared at Lilia when he fell back into his place with a giggle.Â
Cheka threw out his hands. âPresent the bracelets!âÂ
Yuu offered her bracelet to Cheka without hesitation. Cheka shook his head. He leaned forward and in a loud whisper said, âYou gotta give it to Unca Leona, Ms. Yuu!âÂ
Leonaâs fingers rolled over the beads of the bracelet Zahara had forced onto him. A memory whispered at the back of his thoughts, but Liliaâs giggles and Grimâs bemoaning âHurry up!â chased it away. Yuu did as Cheka said and offered the bracelet to Leona instead. When Leona didnât immediately accept it, she gently swung it from the tip of her finger. âDonât make me put this on you myself.âÂ
Leona snorted. Deciding the quickest route to escaping all this was to play along, Leona took the bracelet from her. He tossed the other bracelet he held at Yuu, figuring that was his role in this weird game. He smirked when Yuu scrambled to catch it before it hit the ground.Â
âThe bracelets are presented,â Cheka happily exclaimed. He hopped in place on the bench. Leona took a small step forward when Chekaâs bouncing put him perilously close to the edge of the bench (because Sade would chew his ear off if Cheka broke an arm). âHoly macaronis is complete! Now you go whoopsie, and I get a cousin!âÂ
It was the first time Chekaâs prattling had left Leona completely speechless. His ears twitched from Kalimâs happy applause and Chekaâs friendsâ mixed reactions of excitement and childish disgust. Liliaâs giggles had morphed into deranged cackles again. Grimâs head swiveled between them all. âI donât get it. Is this another weird human thing? âCause last I checked, macaroni was for eating, not...whatever this is.âÂ
Leona whipped his head towards Yuu. Her expression had completely flattened save for the small wrinkle between her eyebrows. She slowly blinked when Cheka jumped off the bench and tackled her legs. His thin tail swished behind him like an excited dog. âCan you give me a cousin before you leave? I want him to come to my next birthday party!âÂ
The whispered memory roared to the forefront of Leonaâs tangled thoughts. Sadeâs stupid friendâthe one who had a shotgun wedding last summer. The one Sade kept calling a âwhoopsie weddingâ because she wasnât about to sit down and explain to Cheka why everyone kept whispering about a missing baby. Sade had even said the couple exchanged bracelets they had made instead of rings because it was trendy or something equally as stupid.Â
The kidsâbeing kidsâdidnât notice the new stiffness in the prefect or the shift in Liliaâs cackles. They huddled around Yuu and celebrated with happy cries. Cheka was the first to break away, and then it was like nothing had happened. Cheka took off across the room, and the other three naturally followed, the two boys grabbing an unsuspecting Grim and dragging him along with them. The direbeast sputtered when he was forced to sit between Cheka and Zahara while Timmy and Pupa served them imaginary plates of grilled beetles.Â
Kalim was easily pulled into the game, âeatingâ his pretend beetles with gusto alongside Cheka. Lilia cackled and patted Leonaâs elbow. âWhat an exciting way to end our adventure here! Now, you take care of our dear prefect. I know plenty of young men who will have a thing or two to say if you make too big of a whoopsie."Â
An awkward cough from Yuu was the only thing that prevented Leona from snapping at Liliaâs retreating back. She wouldnât look at him, fiddling with the bracelet on her wrist. âSo, uh, that was something. Cheka has such a creative imagination.âÂ
Leonaâs scowl flipped into a wide grin. He flicked his tail in her direction. She jumped when his tail brushed the back of her hand. His grin widened. "Imagination? You were the one who made the bracelet for me. You want me to believe you didnât understand the significance behind it?âÂ
Yuuâs head snapped in his direction just as he had anticipated. Her eyes narrowed at him with obvious doubt. âItâs just a bracelet.âÂ
Leona hummed. He plucked at the larger red beads of his bracelet, feeling the shallow engravings in the glass beads. âIâm shocked you donât have the Sunset Savannaâs traditions memorized by now. Jack brags about your dedication to learning Twisted Wonderlandâs history after every little study session you froshes have.âÂ
The sunburn Yuu had developed over the last day slightly deepened in hue across her face. âI donât exactly have the time to memorize every single countryâs traditions. Iâm the only one responsible enough to clean up all you boysâ messes after all.âÂ
Leona held back a derisive snort. He saw straight through her attempts to distract him, and he wouldnât let her divert the embarrassment so easily. âNow Iâm hurt. Youâve memorized the magical principles of alchemy but not engagement rituals? If I didnât know any better, I'd say you were toying with my emotions.âÂ
âEngagement ritual?â Yuu didnât sound nearly as scandalized as he would have liked, but where she was able to control her tone, her flush spread unhindered down her neck. âYouâve gotta be kidding me. What does a childâs imaginary game have anything to do with engagement rituals?âÂ
Leona clicked his tongue. He lifted his forearm and twisted his wrist for her to get a good look at his bracelet. The lie unfolded with the same ease as one of Vilâs flimsy little hand fans. âYou see the symbol on these red beads? Couples once used the same symbol to proclaim their intentions of courting. If both parties accepted the courting, theyâd paint the symbol on their foreheads with the same juice from the baobab fruit used to paint the Prince of Beasts forehead at his birth.âÂ
Yuuâs eyes remained narrow, but Leona caught the quick flick down to her own bracelet. She lifted her arm a second later and shook it with enough force to make the loose bracelet bounce against her smaller wrist. âAll right then. Say I believe you. Whatâs the green beetle and yellow lion faces on my bracelet meant to symbolize in this so-called courting?âÂ
Leona barely blinked. âThe green beetle is a promise to provide in even the harshest times. It was once said that the Prince of Beasts survived on a diet of insects after he became lost in the wilds beyond the savanna. Hence the symbolism.â He paused until he saw the slight widening of Yuuâs eyes, a subtle sign of her buying his lie. âIâd say the lions are pretty obvious. A promise of strength and protection.âÂ
That subtle hint of naivety instantly disappeared behind the prefectâs default blank expression. She crossed her arms and tilted her chin up to fully meet his gaze. The flush had paled to nothing more than a sunburn again. âStrength and protection, huh? Then shouldnât the lions be on your bracelet? A promise from me for strength and protection? Because last I checked, itâs a pretty accepted fact that lionesses are tougher on the savanna than you broody, princely lions.âÂ
Leona sighed. He mimicked her posture, though his added slouch gave a hint of natural conviction. âStrength doesnât come from just brute power. Wit can outmaneuver a flying fist with the right amount of flexibility and awareness.âÂ
âYouâre so full of crap. Next, youâll try to tell me a baboonâs ass is the symbol of wisdom around here.âÂ
Leona chuckled, finding her shift from gullible embarrassment to sharp skepticism amusing. He casually flicked his wrist while at the same time turning away from her. âIf you want to be so dismissive of our traditions, I wonât stop you. More sympathy for meâthe poor prince so callously rejected by an ignorant proposal. You can be the one to tell the brat he wonât be getting his whoopsie cousin anytime soon.âÂ
Yuu didnât miss a beat. âIâll tell Sade you made Cheka cry for no reason.âÂ
Leona stopped short and shot her a narrowed glare. He lightly hissed between his teeth. âThe guards wouldnât allow you close enough to speak to Sade even if Kifaji wasnât the one watching the brat today.âÂ
Yuu arched one eyebrow. âDid you forget I have her cellphone number to video call Cheka? Sheâs even told me to text her if you ever gave me trouble.âÂ
Leona was going to have a chat with his sister-in-law. This was why he had never brought anyone around to visitâeven if he had cared to bring anyone from NRC home, giving Falena and Sade direct access to people he associated with? Leona would rather eat vegetables for the rest of his life.Â
Still, he couldnât help but prod at Yuuâs renewed confidence. âAnd will you be telling her about our whoopsie marriage too?âÂ
Yuuâs eyelids lightly fluttered. âWell, someone has to confirm if Cheka has the authority to officiate a marriage, being a recognized prince and all.âÂ
Leona snorted and left when he caught Lilia shooting a wide grin in his direction. He wasnât about to be stuck playing pretend with Cheka and his friends because the prefect thought she could use the threat of Sade to manipulate him. It was worth the risk of running into Kifaji again and being dragged to a boring, business luncheon. He could handle a slime-ball businessman; he wasnât about to sit around here and lick the air pretending it was a grub soup with Lilia giggling on the side.Â
A few days later, with the Cloudcalling Festival behind them, Leona pointedly ignored the bracelet Yuu continued to wear to classes and pretended the matching bracelet wasnât stashed away in a drawer of his desk where even Ruggie wouldnât find it.Â















