Good Boy

“Have you been a good boy?”

Ah, Feyzriel my beloveds 💙. CW: suspension, biting, object insertion feels like the obvious one, referenced blood play, a glimpse of sadist!Az.

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😈 | Dub-Con/Non-Con

🌶️ | Explicit

🐙 | Monsterfucking

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Be Thankful I Don't Take It All

Canon AU | Rated 🌶️ | 1,487 words | 😈

Azriel thinks he deserves to do whatever he wants to his spoil of war. As a treat. Eris realizes that he’s actually into that.

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Blood at the Roots

Urban Fantasy | Rated M | 1,129 words

Azriel feeds bad people to his bloodthirsty dryad girlfriend. 

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Across the Universe

Canon AU | Rated T | 2,144 words

Feyre dies of old age. Rhys becomes a god to get her back. 

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Like Wine On Your Lips

Canon | Rated 🌶️ | 569 words

Rhys and Feyre get drunk and bang. That’s it. That’s the fic.

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Stuffed

Canon | Rated 🌶️ | 1,388 words

Shortly after Feyre and Rhys start trying for a baby, Feyre discovers a new kink that her mate is all too happy to help her indulge in.

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The Hungry House

Canon AU | Rated T | 1,984 words

What if the House of Wind decided it didn’t want Nesta to leave?

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Tell Me About Your Favorite Girl

Canon AU | Rated 🌶️ | Feyre x Rhysand x Cassian x Azriel | 1,462 words

Feyre gets her foursome.

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A Hunting We Will Go

AU | Rated 🌶️ | Feyre x Bryaxis | 927 words | 😈 | 🐙

Feyre meets something terrifying in the woods. 

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I Might Be Yours, As Sure As I Can Say

Canon | Rated 🌶️ | Azriel x Feyre | 2,806 words

While Rhys is away Feyre rewards her loyal spymaster for saving her life…with her [REDACTED]. 

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I Saw Her Standing There

Canon | Rated 🌶️ | Rhys's Dad x Rhys's Mom | 2,471 words

The story of how the High Lord of the Night Court saved Rhysand's mother and gave her the one thing no one else could.

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Wicked Games

Canon AU | Rated 🌶️ | Feyre x Bryaxis | 2,408 words | 🐙

Bryaxis asks for a much different boon in its bargain with Feyre. 

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Ship: Feyre x Rhysand x Cassian x Azriel

Rating: E

TW: Non-con/Rape, Underage, Honestly I'm not sure if they'll fall in love or if it's just Stockholm Syndrome amplified by alpha/omega instinct.

Summary: When Rhys set out to collect his dues from the head of the Archeron house, he knew the man would be begging for more time. What he didn’t expect was to be offered the youngest daughter as collateral.

After spending only a day in the temperamental woman’s company, he found himself utterly enthralled with his new guest—and with no intention of letting her father scrape together the funds that would grant her her freedom.

Chapter I

Chapter II

Chapter III

Chapter IV *ACOTAR Omegaverse Week~Nesting

Chapter V *ACOTAR Omegaverse Week~All Tied Up

Chapter VI *ACOTAR Omegaverse Week~Getting Knotty

Azriel chuckled. "Her flying has improved enough that I think she's entitled to do so."

Proud big brother Azriel, awwww

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Y'all know which chapter this is.

A shadow slammed into the earth before us, cracking the ice toward every horizon. Not a shadow. An Illyrian warrior.

Can you hear me screaming? I'm definitely screaming.

I loosed a shuddering sob over the burning gag. Cassian’s Siphons flickered in response, as if the sight of me, at Eris’s hand—

CASSIAN'S SHADOW FLICKERED IN RESPONSE? BUDDY IS SAVING HIS SISTER

Azriel. I began crying in earnest, some leash I’d kept on myself snapping free as my friends landed.

Azriel is also there to save his sister. Go hun!

“I suggest you drop my lady.”

Okay, I'm officially deceased. Please bury acofas with me, thanks.

The wrath that twisted Cassian’s face was world-ending. But his hazel eyes slid to mine. A silent command.

No no no, you don't understand how special it is to me that they can talk without words AND WITHOUT FEYRES DAEMATI POWERS

I rolled, scrambling away. Cassian was already there.

Awww, he's already there. I wonder what he will do

And Eris screamed as the Illyrian blade punched through his gut.

Hehehehehe

“Stop,” I said. The word was a soft, cold command. And Azriel and Cassian obeyed. [...] I met the hazel eyes of the shadowsinger. The cool face that hid such pain— and kindness. He had come. Cassian had come. The Illyrians fell into place beside me.

They fell into place beside her. Two big brothers protecting their little sister. Oh, and of course

“I am High Lady of the Night Court,” I said quietly to them all.

THEIR HIGH LADYYYYY WOOOOO

“There’s no such thing as a High Lady,” one of Lucien’s brothers spat. A faint smile played on my mouth. “There is now.”

Ugh, shut up. Nobody asked you. THERE IS NOW, BITCH

I caught Cassian’s gaze , finding pride glimmering there— and relief.