The Vampire Lestat can fly, freeze time, speak directly into people’s heads, and read their minds, so I guess it makes sense that he can freely flit back and forth across the Canada-US border.
Fernando Vera, on the other hand, can do none of these things; as far as we know. So how the fuck did he get back from the Dominican Republic (after, presumably, being deported?).
…am I just mot sufficiently well-versed in crime?
Maybe I’m expecting too much realism from history’s best ever transformative Fight Club fic. (I say that with love. This is honestly much better than its seeming inspiration.)

















