#fernando torres

A qualitative analysis of five main categories of Torres pouts ™.

Ex. 1: The locking in during the anthem pout

Often the last thing rival national teams see before being utterly destroyed by the red furies. Strategically deployed to lure defenders into thinking the twink will be easily tamed (the twink won't).

Ex. 2: The I should have scored this pout

Very accentuated pout with a side dish of annoyance towards whoever prevented him from scoring (sometimes himself).

Ex. 3: The When did my life go wrong pout

Characterised by the death drive visible in his eyes, tends to be more frequent when wearing a blue jersey.

Ex. 4: The Not feeling it today pout

Because you can be Fernando Torres, but some days you're simply NOT feeling it.

Ex. 5: The Shouldn't be on the bench pout

The additional clothing layers are an integral part of the pout, as are the barely concealed *opinions* on whoever is playing instead of him.