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quick mirkwood elf guide I did because they're like a workplace comedy to me

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When The Hobbit Characters Accidentally Walk in on You Changing (GN!Reader)
Requested by no one other than me because once again, I did this for LoTR and never did these guys đ
I like the headcanon that Legolas is considered weird. Even to other elves. He's a wild child that's connected to the forest in a very deep way. He talks to the trees and isn't too great at talking to other elves, men, dwarves, etc.
As an elfling, many others wanted to be friends with the Greenwood prince, but he was said to be strange, sometimes behave as an animal, and was prone to spacing out, as if staring at something invisible. Certain fabrics or foods would send him into screaming fits.
Legolas was saddened by his lack of friends and grew closer to his father and his father's advisor Feren (Feren is kind of a 'do-everything-guy', he is Thranduil's advisor and Legolas' nanny). And as Legolas grew up, he started to hate how he was and would cry for being so different. That is until he meets Lord Elrond, an elf so similar him. Lord Elrond's twin sons took to Legolas very quickly and they became very close friends, them being used and to their father's behavior meant they understood Legolas and didn't leave him for his eccentric behavior.
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Did I AuADHD code and headcanon Legolas and Elrond? Yes. Yes I did!đ
I always laugh for no good reason at this scene. Those background elves be like: welp. 𫤠this was awkward. family drama just happened in front of them, I mean, what happened next? Awkward silence? Yeesh.

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Acquiescence
Thranduil x Reader x Feren
Warnings: âď¸MINORS DNIâď¸ SMUT! Language (duh), P in V sex, Voyeurism, Threesome, Double penetration, Rough Sex, Freak nasty sex, Dom/Sub, Master/Pet, MFM, Porn without Plot. Summary: Thranduil wants to reward his loyal guard with a âgiftâ. Word count: Almost 2.8K a/n: I have no words for this chaotic hot mess of a story haha. Lock me up in horny jail.
Thranduil chuckled as he wiped the excess juices from the strawberry off your pretty lips. âCareful, Pet. We just had this dress made for you, itâs fine silk.â Thranduil said.
âYes, my Lord.â You giggled as you sat in your masterâs lap as he sat on his large throne. âI shall be more careful.â
Your master was in a regular meeting with his head guard, Feren, discussing plans regarding the growing threat of spiders coming from Mirkwood. Feren couldnât help but stare as he watched Thranduil's large hands roam over your body. One hand occasionally caressed your rear. His eyes watched intently as your lips curled around the fruit you were eating. He observed how the tiny dribble of juice traveled from your mouth further down your chin. His mind imagined the most impure thoughts. All he could think of was what it would be like if it were his seed spilling out of your mouth.Â
âFeren?â Thranduilâs voice jolted the guard from his thoughts.
âYes, my Lord?â Feren replied, and you could hear the panic coating his voice. Feren cursed himself for looking at you so shamelessly. He was usually much better at stealing quick glances at you when Thranduil wasnât paying attention, or so he thought.  Â
âDid you hear me?â Thranduilâs cool voice sent a shiver down Ferenâs spine. Thranduil smirked, aware that Feren hadnât heard a single word he said. Thranduil knew where Ferenâs eyes were, more specifically, on whom they were fixed on.Â
Before Feren could answer, Thranduil let out a chuckle. âPet, go get ready for dinner.â Thanrduil instructed as he cupped your face. His thumb gently stroking your face. âWe have much more to discuss and I donât want you bored.â
You obediently nodded, âOf course, my lord.â You gave Thranduil a peck on the lips before you got off his lap to leave. âBye, Feren.â You flashed a smile at the guard as you exited the large throne room. Thranduil waited to hear the slam of the large doors to continue.Â
There was a brief moment of silence before Thranduil spoke. âSheâs exquisite, isnât she?â Thranduil stood as he stepped down from his throne. âA mortal whose beauty outshines even an Elleth.âÂ
âIâm not sure what to say, my lord.â Feren replied nervously. He wondered where Thranduil was going with this.Â
âIt is fruitless to lie to me, Feren. Considering how long weâve known each other.â Thranduil said as he sauntered over to Feren. Thranduilâs icy gray eyes met Ferenâs as he stood before him. âIâve seen the way you look at her.âÂ
âMy lord, I am so-â Before Feren could muster an apology, the King interrupted him.Â
âI am not angry with you, Feren. Do not apologize.â Thranduil smiled. âYou know, I worry about you.â Thranduil spoke as he slowly paced.
Feren let out a chuckle. âMy lord, you shouldnât. Much more important things to worry about.â
âFeren, you have served me since I became King.â Thranduil objected. âI know the sacrifices you have made to do so.â Thranduil understood how consuming a job like this could be. Feren was the best and undertook it without complaints. Thranduil also recognized what Feren had sacrificed to fulfill this role. Feren hadnât married yet, and with such a taxing job, he wouldnât have the time to meet an Elleth to marry. âI know the desires you have, Mellon. I see the way you look at her.â Thanduil spoke nearly in a whisper as he stood directly opposite Feren.Â
Thranduil was portrayed as cold and heartless; however, while he had his moments, he genuinely cared about his people and their well-being, particularly those who worked for him, like Feren, who gave up their lives to ensure Thranduil and the Elves of Mirkwood remained safe.Â
Ferenâs heart was pounding against his chest, unsure of where Thranduil was going with all of this. âWhat are you alluding to, my Lord?â He asked nervously.Â
âIâm going to give you a gift you will not be able to deny.â Thranduil smirked.
âMy Lord, I-â As Feren prepared to protest, the Elven King interrupted him.Â
âYou can and you will.â Thranduil retorted. âYou will meet me after dinner in the east wing guest room chambers.â Thranduil said cooly as he dismissed Feren.Â
Feren, terrified and also incredibly curious as to what the King meant by all of this, nodded his head before he left. Itâs not as if heâs really allowed to disobey Thranduil. Â
Thranduil made his way to you before dinner to ask you about his âgiftâ to Feren. Thranduil knew it would take no convincing to do this for him. He knew you would do anything to please him. Such a good pet you were.Â
After dinner, Feren made his way to the guest quarters. The only sound echoing through the hallways was the steady beating of his heart. He knocked firmly on the door until he heard Thranduil's baritone voice inviting him to enter. The room was dimly lit, with the flickering reddish glow of the fireplace as the only source of light. Thranduil sat in a chair facing the bed, and what was on the bed made Feren's heart skip a beatâmore specifically, who was on the bed.
You sat on the plush bed in a short babydoll chemise that was sheer enough to leave little to the imagination. Feren could immediately feel the heat rising to his pale cheeks. He quickly looked away, turning back to Thranduil. Thranduil chuckled in his seat, enjoying Ferenâs reaction to you. âI told you. Sheâs exquisite,â said Thranduil. âFeren, (y/n) wants to show you her appreciation for taking such good care of me. Isnât that right, Pet?â Thranduil asked you.Â
Feren looked over at you, nodding gently and offering a soft smile. He then glanced back at Thranduil. âAppreciation?â Feren asked, his mind racing with corrupt thoughts as he considered what the two of you had conjured up.Â
Feren would be a liar if he were to say he hadnât fantasized about you. He fantasized about him taking care of you during the rare occasions when Thranduil left for business and had to leave you behind in the safe sanctuary of the castle. He pictured replacing your fingers that you used to pleasure yourself with his. Feren remembered one night when he came close to kissing you. It was the very first time Thranduil had to leave you; he had to meet Elrond in Rivendell. You had cried the whole night. Feren comforted you, and you hugged him. You had looked up at him with your beautiful, bright eyes. He held your face and wiped away your tears. For a split second, he thought about kissing you.Â
Thranduilâs normally bright silver eyes had almost a dark wash over them. âShe wants to take care of you the way she does her King. Tonight, I will share her with you, mellon nĂn.âÂ
Ferenâs eyes widened at Thranduilâs proposition. Thranduil noticed Ferenâs shocked look. âYou can do whatever you want to her as long as you donât leave a single mark on her skin or spill your seed into her.âÂ
Feren nodded as he slowly walked over to you on the bed. One would think this is a setup, but thatâs not who Thranduil was. Feren knew that and trusted him.Â
You flashed him a coy smile of invitation when he approached the bed. Feren smiled back at you; he cupped your face in his hand. His free hand slowly unlaced the ribbon that held the top of your chemise together. Feren slowly lifted the thin fabric off you. You could feel goosebumps form on your skin as the cool breeze slowly crept onto you. Feren paused for a moment to drink in your form. You stood on your knees to give him a better look at you. His eyes stared at your exposed, now naked body. You could feel your cheeks redden at the attention from both eyes looking at you. âBeautiful, is she not?â Thranduil cooed, almost bragging.
âVery.â Feren chuckled in agreement as he brought both of his large hands up to your chest. His hands began to knead your breasts. You let out a gasp as you felt his fingers toy with your now hardened nipples. You let out a whine as you felt Feren give your lips a kiss and slowly make their way down your neck to your chest. The tall Elf lowered himself so his mouth could attach itself to one of your breasts. You bit your lip as you watched his tongue flicker one of your nipples. Feren stood back up and cupped your face into his hands, and pulled you into a kiss. He hummed softly as your soft lips massaged his. Your lips were plush and silky. Feren had kissed plenty of Elleths in the past, but it didnât feel like this. You possessed a warmth that seemed to be unique to humans. Ferenâs hands moved to your hair and gently fisted themselves into your locks. You moaned as you felt Ferenâs tongue enter your mouth, his tongue tangled with yours. You could feel the heat getting warmer as the kiss deepened. You broke the kiss, and your hands immediately went to unlace his trousers. One of Ferenâs hands went to pet your head, trying to get your hair out of your face.Â
âSlowly, Pet. You want him to enjoy this.â Thranduil purred.Â
Feren was engrossed in the moment; he almost forgot Thranduil was still watching. You nodded as you pulled Ferenâs already hard member out of his trousers. Giving him a couple of smooth strokes before you gave the tip a kiss. Feren moaned at the feeling of your soft lips kissing him there, and slowly feeling himself sink into your warm, wet mouth. His hand, which was tangled in your hair, slowly helped guide you as your head bobbed. âSo beautiful.â Feren managed to groan out as he watched your mouth devour his hard cock. He almost burst when you made eye contact with him. Your cheeks hollowed as you sucked him off. The only sounds that could be heard in the room were the crackling of the fireplace, the guardâs moans and the slurping sound of your mouth on his cock. You moaned as you could feel the salty taste of his precum mixing with your saliva. He tasted good, although not as good as your masterâs seed in your mouth. âOh, I do not know how much longer I can go if you continue on.â Feren stuttered. You slowly pulled your mouth off of him, sucking up as much of his cock before you let him free with a pop sound.Â
You let out a surprised gasp as you felt him immediately push your body down onto the bed as he kissed you once more. Now lie down on your back. You moaned as his mouth slowly trailed down your stomach. Feren pulled you closer to the edge of the bed now as he kneeled on the floor. You let out a moan as you felt him kiss your heat. His tongue swiped across your folds as he began to lap up your wetness. Feren pulled your legs onto his shoulders as he began to tongue fuck you. You cried as you felt his warm tongue enter your pussy. Your head turned to look over at Thranduil. He smiled at you while he rubbed himself through his trousers.Â
Thranduil was more than enjoying what he was seeing, and it was absolutely noticeable. There was something about watching someone pleasure you the way he did. Watching someone absolutely worship you. As possessive as he could be, there was absolutely nothing he loved more than seeing you be happy. You deserved that and more.Â
You let out a whimper of pleasure when Ferenâs mouth attached to your clit and finger fucked you. The sound of his fingers pumping in and out of your wetness fueled him. Hearing you beg for release turned him on even more. You tried to form a sentence begging him for more, but your words were incoherent.
You could hear Thranduil say something to Feren in Elvish. Your Elvish wasnât good enough to make sense of it. It wasnât until you felt Feren curl his fingers inside you, hitting your spongy spot, that you realized what they were saying. Noticing how close you were Feren attached his mouth back on your pussy as he tasted your release. You cried out as the pleasure washed over your body. Feren gave you a moment of recovery. He kissed you again before he flipped you over on all fours. You arched your back perfectly for him as you assumed the position. He slowly teased you as he rubbed the tip of his cock against your folds, before he slowly pushed himself inside you. He let out almost a feral moan as he felt himself be fully engulfed by your tight pussy. He let out a curse in Elvish as he slowly began to thrust into you. His hands were tight on your waist. You cried into the sheets of the bed as you felt his large member slide in and out. He wasnât as large as your master, but he was still large in size. You shouldâve expected it, especially since all of the Elves are so tall. Feren grunted as he began to relentlessly pound into your tight heat, his cock dragged itself into your wet walls. His hips hitting bouncing off of your plump ass created a clapping noise. Your hands fisted into tight balls as you gripped the fabric of the bed, holding on for dear life. You could feel how desperate he was, you could feel his need as he impaled you with his hard cock. You were so lost in pleasure you almost didnât notice a hand fisting your hair. You felt the hand pull your head up by your hair to see Thranduil standing in front of you on the opposite side of the bed. You looked up at him with wanton eyes as Feren continued to pound into you.Â
âCan the Kingâs sweet pet handle another?â Thranduil cooed as his other hand slowly pumped his hard cock. You nodded as you opened you presented your mouth for fucking to your King. âGood girl.â Thranduil praised as he entered his cock into your mouth. He moaned as he felt your mouth take him with ease. His hand guided your head as he fucked your mouth.
 Ferenâs pounding into your pussy helped ricochet as Thranduil fucked your mouth. You felt Ferenâs hand sneak over to your cunt and begin to rub your clit again sending you into overdrive. Your moans vibrated off Thranduilâs thick cock. You could feel your strings loosen up again and feel yourself drifting off into oblivion once again. The feel of your cunt convulsing caused Ferenâs orgasm to come close as his thrusts in you grew sloppier. Feren quickly pulled out of you and spilled his seed onto the sheets. He laid there for a moment as he caught his breath.
Thranduil pulled himself out of your mouth and picked you up into his arms. Placing a gentle kiss on your lips. He laid you back down on the bed on your back. Feren still next to you. Thranduil laid on top of you. He placed a deep kiss onto your lips before sliding himself into your dripping wet cunt. You moaned at the sensation of him filling you up. Thranduil cupped your face with his hand; he stroked your cheek with every thrust. His silver eyes stared into yours, not breaking eye contact. âGive me one more, Meleth. I know you have one more in you.â He whispered hot and heavy into your ear. He peppered kisses along your jawline. You gave in to the feeling and let go. Your orgasm washing over you one final time. Thranduil continued thrusting into your already overstimulated pussy, as he came closing in on his orgasm. Thranduil grunted your name as he finished inside of you. His hot, white seed filled the deepest part of you. Thranduil placed a deep kiss on your lips, the two of you whispering, "I love you," to each other. You smiled as you felt Feren plant a couple of kisses on your hand. Thanking you and Thranduil.Â
Later that night, your King drew a warm bath for the two of you as he bathed and pampered you. Reminding you how much he loved you.
Can you tell us more about how the woodland realm guard works? Like their divisions/cohorts, heirarchy of officials, roles/skills, and how the Thranduilions fit into the guard (or what roles they hold/would hold?)
What an awesome question! Thank you so much, Anon! This is a BIG topic but I've been raring to talk about it, so I will get right down to it. Buckle up, it's a long one!
The Armed Forces of Eryn Galen
(Part 1 of 2)
Warriors of Eryn Galen: Prince Turhir, Elvenking Thranduil, and Crown Prince Mirion (Commissioned artwork from @killer-laurent)
A BRIEF HISTORY
The armed forces of Eryn Galen were led by Prince Thranduil himself at its formation upon the establishment of King Oropherâs rule.
Apart from Thranduil being a better warrior than his father, his circle of friends during the Second Age were also very skilled fighters who became his first captains. The Silvans of Greenwood greatly admired Thranduil from the get-go and were willing to follow his lead.Â
The military might of Eryn Galen was relatively small during the Second Age--no more than 5,000 soldiers strong.
Military strength was not one of Oropherâs priorities during his rule, and there was no immediate need for it. His and his councilâs intention was to keep Eryn Galenâs territory safe but to never interfere with outside conflicts and the affairs of other kingdoms.
At Thranduilâs behest however, this policy was broken with the decision to send Greenwood forces to the War of the Last Alliance, which led to the decimation of two-thirds of their army. Â
After that, Thranduil made a commitment to strengthen Eryn Galenâs forces in preparation for future battles. However, the losses at Dagorlad also carved in his heart a deep respect for the lives of his people and appreciation for their willingness to follow him to the death. He knew this was a power he had to wield with great care. [âLong will I tarry, ere I begin this war for gold.â - The Hobbit, Chapter 17]
Thranduilâs command of the armed forces lasted until the early part of his own kingship, until TA 314 when he passed it on to his son, Crown Prince Mirion and gave him the title of âGeneralâ. From thereon, the armed forces were overseen almost entirely by Mirion, aided by his brother Turhir, allowing their father to focus on helping the kingdom prosper during peacetime.Â
In the first millennium of the Third Age, Eryn Galen quietly grew into the strongest Elven military force in Middle-earth; most of Middle-earth simply wasnât aware of it because that force was almost never deployed beyond Eryn Galenâs borders.Â
lindir and feren the exact millisecond elrond and thranduil arent in the room