B: Remind me why the fuck I like you?!? Cause I have real hard time remembering it when you’re being like this!
A: Right back at you buddy! Right. Back. At you!
B: Yah! How many time do I have to tell you that I’m NOT one of your fucking buddies ?!!!
A: Funny. Cause some people would call us exactly that. Wouldn’t they? In fact, I recall YOU making it very clear, that that’s all we ever were, are or gonna be.
Scene: the group has a discussion about how they should act rn and these two hate each other’s ideas. But they’re secret fuck buddies/exes and they (not realising it) fall back into their usual fighting routine. In front of them.