oh my god now I can’t stop thinking about sexy teacher Sis and adorable little fem!Dave and NOT ONLY INCESTUOUS BUT ALSO TEACHER/STUDENT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

I saw this all kinds of coming.

Unfortunately my belief is that pretty much the only difference between female striders and male striders is tits so the only way this becomes noticeably different and therefore interesting is if I write you porn.

Porn is hard.

I want to make up a really cheesy stridercest plot but someone is ALREADY WRITING pretty much every extra cheese stereotype madness scenario that I like. 

You know what would make me irrationally happy? Femstriders where Sis goes by Sis, but Dave still goes by Dave. I don’t really like it being short for “Daveen” or “Daven” or some bullshit, I want her to have a proper lady name but no one knows what it is because her name is Dave, okay. 

(It is a weapon Sis holds for if she is ever really especially peeved and disappointed with Dave.)

Also how about some fooling around with vibrating game controllers can that be a thing??

Also also I want femstriders where Dave’s friends are not genderswapped and John is still Dave’s best friend and Sis has casually hit on him numerous times solely because it freaks Dave the hell out. Even though Dave knows her sister is a complete bona fide 100% homo and has about as much intent to follow through on her suggestions as she does to slice off her breasts with her katana and turn them into modern art.