#femalebuggy

Start off as Attachment and Emotional Dependence to a clown, turn into full on Obsessive and Possessiveness.

Someone throws a bucket of dirty water on top of him and the crew forces him to go take a bath. He does not see the sign that says fem!Buggy is taking a bath and he sees her naked. The crew has to help him get on board as she threw him off.

He sees some clothe flying by and grab it only to see that it was fem!Buggy panties that had flow over. Fem!Buggy sees him staring at his panties and he get 2 black eyes

He is trying to grab some buns from the next table without even looking up from his plate and he grabs her chest. The crew have to hold her before she stabs him

Fem!Buggy is wearing a skirt as they are on an Island and Shanks trips, try to grab onto something and he pulls her skirt down. Shanks is found tied and hanging down a tree

LOL I loved the idea, Poor Shanks!

[The crew stops at a beach of a random island . Buggy is changing behind a makeshift curtain on the beach, since the ship is being fixed]

Teen!Shanks, walking backward while arguing with Gaban: No, I swear the map said—

[Teen!Shanks bumps straight into the curtain, yanking it down. Fem!Buggy stands there in just her bra and panties.]

Buggy,Screaming: SHANKS!!!

Teen!Shanks, spinning around, hands up: I was walking backward! Total accident, I didn’t even know you were there!!

Rayleigh, covers Fem!Buggy with his coat: That’s the fifth “I was walking backward” excuse this month.

Gaban, laughing: Kid, just tie a rope to yourself next time.

Fem!Buggy, throwing her boot at Shanks: I’ll make you walk backward off the plank!

——

[Rayleigh is teaching blindfold sword practice. Teen!Shanks is blindfolded.]

Rayleigh: Swing left—

Teen!Shanks, swinging wildly: Like this?

[His wooden practice sword hooks Fem!Buggy’s skirt and yanks it clean down as she walks by.]

Fem!Buggy, yelping: SHANKS YOU BLIND IDIOT!!!

Teen!Shanks, ripping off the blindfold, horrified: I couldn’t see anything! It was training, pure accident!

Gaban, wiping tears from laughing: Training to strip the clown, apparently.

Fem!Buggy, holding her skirt up, knife out: Next time I’ll blindfold you permanently… with your own intestines!

——

[ The crew is studying a map on deck. fem!Buggy leans over the table, causing it to tilt slightly]

Teen!Shanks, reaching across: Let me see the—

[He accidentally leans right into her, face planting against her chest.]

Fem!Buggy, shrieking: GET OFF ME!!!

Teen!Shanks, pulling back fast: The table wobbled! It was an accident, I swear!

Roger, laughing: Bold move, Shanks! Going straight for the map’s best view!

Rayleigh, facepalming: Captain…

——

Fem!Buggy, pulling a knife: DIE!!!

[The crew piles on to hold her back.]

Roger: what did Shanks do now?

Teen!Shanks, trying to escape: it was an accident! I swear!

Rayleigh: Grabbed Buggy’s Behind and said he was reaching for his sword.

Roger, curious: Was he?

Rayleigh: he swears it but at this point I’m done trying to believe him.

——

[Nighttime. teen!Shanks is once again tied upside-down in a tree but this time cover in bruises]

Teen!Shanks: Captain… they were all accidents…

Roger: laughing below: Best entertainment on the seas! Buggy, leave him there a bit longer, builds character!

Fem!Buggy, smirking: Gladly. Swing well, pervert.

Roger, to the crew: Ah, the youth… Rayleigh, remember when we were this stupid?

Rayleigh: in your case there is no “were”.

Roger: HEY!-

Rayleigh, ignoring him: Bugs, how about we put fire under him to see if it helps with his “character development”?

Fem!Buggy: YES!

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There are two main stories and one smaller idea at the end. :]

For reasons nobody understands, Buggy suddenly splits into two separate versions of himself.

The first Buggy is calm. He always wants a cigarette, looks exhausted, and is incredibly lazy. He doesn't really care about anything or anyone. If he dislikes someone, he won't waste time arguing or figuring things out—he'll simply kill them. Though, most of the time, he'll probably be too lazy to even do that.

At the same time, he acts as a sort of brake for the second Buggy.

The second Buggy is theatrical, loud, cheerful, and completely insane. (Their clothes are different as well.)

This Buggy kills with a smile and finds amusement in almost everything. He's more cruel and creative when it comes to torture and slow, painful deaths. Though, to be fair, both of them enjoy watching others suffer.

If he doesn't like something, he'll simply go, "Nope," dodge the problem, and continue on his way. He can easily get carried away, which often leads to questionable decisions. Since he's bored most of the time, he might invent an entire persona for himself and commit to it for days or even weeks.

Despite his madness, this Buggy is actually the more reasonable one—at least until his emotions and adrenaline completely take over.

Both Buggies are calculating. The difference is that one is too lazy to finish thinking through his plans, while the other constantly gets distracted by whatever catches his attention.

Overall, they get along surprisingly well and usually listen to each other in order to avoid doing something truly stupid.

Of course, that doesn't always work.

The funniest part is that the Cross Guild has absolutely no idea Buggy has split into two people. And that opens the door for an endless number of hilarious situations. :)

Will they be overprotective dads? I think Gaban would encourage it, since he is the love guru. Shanks would definitely be jealous. But what about the rest?

What would buggy’s reaction be to receiving a love letter, and reaction to the others’ reaction?

The moment Fem!Buggy gets a love letter from some random civilian boy, the Oro Jackson turns into pure chaos.

Roger (the passive-aggressive one)

Roger, snatching the letter with a big grin: “Aww, how sweet! Someone finally noticed our Buggy. You’ve got an admirer, kid!”

He laughs loudly, clapping her on the back… but his eyes are cold.

Roger, still smiling: “We should definitely invite him over. Let him see what a real pirate ship is like. I’ll give him a very warm welcome. Show him exactly how a pirate life is and IF he was worthy enough to handle it..”

He’s already planning how to scare the boy half to death while pretending it’s all in good fun.

Gaban (the overenthusiastic love guru)

Gaban, practically glowing: “Finally! I knew someone would fall for that flashy charm of yours. This is perfect practice!”

He’s already pulling out paper and ink.

Gaban: “We’ll write a reply together. Something mysterious, a little teasing… maybe invite him for tea on the ship. I’ll help you dress up too. This is going to be great!”

He’s fully invested and somehow more excited than Buggy herself.

Shanks (the jealous one)

Shanks, arms crossed, visibly sulking in the corner: “…Who is this guy anyway? Some random island nobody?”

He’s trying to look casual, but his grip on his sword is white-knuckled.

Shanks: “You’re not actually going to answer that, right? He doesn’t even know the real you. It’s probably just a joke.”

He’s glaring at the letter like it personally insulted him.

Rayleigh (the unhinged one)

Everyone expects Rayleigh to be the calm voice of reason.

Instead, he takes one look at the letter and his expression goes flat.

Rayleigh, quietly, almost politely: “…A civilian boy. Writing to Buggy. On my ship.”

Roger, almost offended: “Your ship?”

He slowly folds the letter, then starts sharpening his sword with a terrifyingly pleasant smile.

Rayleigh: “I believe I should pay this young man a visit. Just to explain the dangers of the Grand Line. And what happens to people who waste our apprentice’s time.”

Roger, starting to pale: “Rayleigh, put the sword down.”

Rayleigh, still sharpening: “I’m simply being thorough.”

Fem!Buggy’s Reaction

Fem!Buggy, face bright red, snatching the letter back: “STOP IT, ALL OF YOU!”

She’s equal parts embarrassed and furious.

FemBuggy, and started pointing at each one: “Captain, I can hear the threat in your voice! Gaban, I don’t need a dating coach! Shanks, wipe that jealous look off your face! And Rayleigh-….if you actually go murder a civilian I will never forgive you!”

She storms off with the letter, muttering about how she can’t even get one nice thing without the entire crew losing their minds.

Roger is upset that Buggy is upset.

Shanks is still glaring.

Rayleigh is still sharpening.

Imagine!!

Kuja!Buggy: Shakky! I finished the design can you give me some money!

Shakky, raising a brow: And why would I give you money?

Kuja!Buggy: for my hard work, Duh! And for me to give to the Carpenter that I will commission.

Shakky: I thought you will make me the Bar front.

Kuja!Buggy: I didn’t say I’ll make! Look at these baby soft hands! I would ruin them by doing the heavy duty stuff! I will just ask someone to build the front and I will take it from there, Really Shakky~

Shakky, pinching Buggy’s cheek: Watch yourself and I will LEND you money, you’ll have to pay me back.

Kuja!Buggy: WHAT?!

Shakky: don’t give me that tone, I’m being nice by not changing you interest. Just give them the same amount back when you can.

Kuja!Buggy:…….a quarter amount.

Shakky: three quarters.

Kuja!Buggy: Half!

Shakky: Deal.

Kuja!Buggy: Jokes on you I would have said yes to three-quarters.

Shakky: and I would have given taken the charges plus paying you for it, but it looks like I’m going to be getting payed plus free bar front.

Kuja!Buggy: DAMN IT!!!!

Shanks: I WILL PAY!

Kuja!Buggy: I don’t want your filthy pirate money, AND LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!!

Shakky: Actually, if you’re going to town shanks with you.

Kuja!Buggy: No!!

Shakky: Either that or no going out at all until I finish my shift and who knows when is that.

Kuja!Buggy gets irritated and turns to Shanks before she marches towards him. The red-haired boy’s face flushes red she she gets inches from him.

Kuja!Buggy, while picking Shanks’s chest: If you get into the way of my creativity I will slit your throat with my dagger!!

Shanks: Y..Yes, ma’am!

Kuja!Buggy goes to change her clothes and Shanks stares after her with puppy dog eyes.

Young adult pirate: She is cute and all but not as beautiful as miss Shakky, and her nose is a bit is a soar view-

Shanks doesn’t waste time to tackle the older boy and headbutts him so hard the other loses consciousness.

Shanks: YOUR FACE IS A SOAR VIEW!!

Gaban, holds Shanks back: Whoa there tiger, leave that shivery to the little lady!

Kuja!Buggy: Can you stop playing your stupid pirate games and get going already! I want to commission my work by today!

Shanks immediately calms down and frees himself from Gaban before following the Kuja apprentice, who didn’t even glance behind her to check if he was following her as she kept her head held high and her movements graceful.

Roger: Our boy got captured by the Kuja beauty, and a fiery one no less.

Rayleigh: I’m not sure if he can even handle her.

Shakky: Not even Golriosa could control that one.

Roger: what do you mean?

Shakky: Gloriosa is teaching her how to be a future empress of Amazon lily but it seems impossible since Buggy seems to have her own big idea for the future.

Rayleigh: is she afraid of responsibility?

Shakky: Not really, Buggy loves giving orders and bossing people around and ruling over them, dare I say she is even good at it.

Roger: then what is holding her back?

Shakky, puffs out smoke: Nothing, there is nothing holding her back, not that she will ever allow it, not Gloriosa and not Amazon lily.

Roger: ok now I’m confused.

Rayleigh: I think she means that Buggy doesn’t want to have control over Amazon lily but rather the grand line.

Shakky: try the entire world.

Roger: *War Flashbacks with Rocks*

Gaban: This is going to be one hell of a love story. O CALL SHAPORONE!!

No one could understand what Gaban said let alone reply to him before he bolted out of the door and following to where the two young teens went.