could you maybe just.. feed us speeding-bullet headcanons.... i’m starving...
This is gonna be so messy and rambly hope it suffices
I think more about scenarios than I do specific headcanons so I'll start with the fact I really think sniper and scout would go camping a lot. I just like imagining them laying in the dirt staring at the sky and occasionally glancing at eachother and softly talking about work and laughing and just. Relaxing together.
I can imagine scout and sniper being the only ones to find a lot of certain things funny so they're sitting together and engie says some stupid ass texan slang and scout and sniper instantly look at eachother and start cackling about it and no one else but them really cares so they just fist bump while losing their minds over small shit no one else wouldve laughed at.
They probably listen to music and dance together a lot. Not like, good dancing, but they just jump around and spin and pretend to know how to ballroom dance to fuckin' Lipps Inc Funkytown or some stupid shit that only the mercs can get down to. Its always really goofy and they're smiling like idiots the whole time.
These two are the kinda friends that when anything happens they look at eachother to see how the other person reacted, this is in any situation. Funny sad weird ect they just want to know how the other responded because they care about eachother and usually have the same response to things. it makes them feel better to have someone else react the same.
Outside of them actively trying to be around eachother during work or in social scenarios they also like to go to snipers trailer and just lay in his bed staring at the ceiling or out the window or at eachother. They're both awkward in silence but despite it they can just lay facing eachother, their hands on eachothers faces, foreheads pressed together, just looking at eachother in dead quiet for a while.
They aren't a mushy couple and express their love in more of a friendly Bro way, not a lot of PDA, but that doesn't change how they actually can tell people they really do love eachother and go to each other for everything.
On the topic of PDA, almost every time they win a round scout runs up to sniper cheering and whooping and sniper throws his arms around scout and scout'll pick sniper up and spin him around and sniper will throw his hands in the air. They celebrate very dramatically but it's fun. If they arent picking eachother up and cheering they're running to eachother asap and smashing their lips together as a Congrats Good Job.
This is getting long so I'll stop here but I could go on about these 2 for. Hours