@fcknzombies // 💬 from ellis
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Evelyn, walking into the room: You know how applying pressure to gasses create heat, right?
Evelyn: And vice versa, you know how density is directly equal to the mass over the volume of something, right?
Ellis: Mmmmhm...that sounds- th-that sounds right-
Evelyn: So this dude says the way we view stars in equilibrium is wrong because they found "coNflIctIng EvIdeNCe."
Ellis: -sits and stares at her, completely perplexed-
Evelyn: Using the theory of consigliothesis like, bro WHAT, come oNNNN, stoooop-
Ellis: ...why would he say that?
Evelyn: EXACTLY, THAT'S WHAT I AM SAYING LIKE- how many times do I have to spell it out? That's like saying the constraints of distortional drift doesnt actually hinder the progression of faultian push field energy conversion.
Ellis: -stares intensely-
Evelyn: Because they found "evidence" against the calcestic studies like come ONNN, make sense!
Evelyn: stOOOP thats dumb-
Ellis, jumping to his feet: ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, I WON'T HAVE THIS!!
Ellis: YOU. You made up those words to make me look STUPID. Didn't you?
Ellis: ALL OF THEM. All of them.