#fchumans

For the most part, I kept the designs unchanged because... well... I don't care enough about non-German clubs to do deep dives into their club history and culture.

Paris Saint-Germain: This art from 2015 says that her hair is naturally red, so I made a red-haired version too. Also, 11 years later, let me just say that she's probably at least 1.8 meters tall now. I also gave her thick eyebrows and subtle makeup to ✨ modernize ✨ her style.

FC Barcelona: I made his skin a bit darker cause I wanted him to look kinda like Ronaldinho, haha... also made the undertone red instead of yellow because of his club colors.

Then, I made his hair curlier cause I know I couldn't draw curly hair back in the day. This is like, trying to do what I've always intended, but with more art skill this time. Also the freckles are a reference to La Masia, his youth training thing.

And last but not least, the red-blue eyes are a shout-out to the very cool Pre Match Syndrome by LittleLadyPunk!

Transcript:

First image: "me deleting my story because my crewmate saw it and didn't like it".

Second image: "me deleting my story because my women's team saw it and didn't like it".

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Notes:

The crewmate in question is Elbe (personification of HSV's women's team), yes. "Die Macht von Elbe" - "The Power of Elbe (Perlmann, HSV-Frauen)" is a pun of "Die Macht von der Elbe", which means "The Power from the Elbe (River)", one of Hamburger SV's arrogant slogans.

Yes, he refers to her as "the women's team" because he's obtuse like that. It doesn't mean the Hamburger SV players saw it lol

Also yes their body's scalp hair has grown back because the men and women both didn't get relegated. Yay! :D

(In case you're asking "what the hell are you referencing?" it's the "relegation-induced hair loss" from this dinobee image)

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Original meme: