Because you are feeling well I come bearing a thought to ponder containing Andromeda and the evil twink.
Which is, imagine the two of them getting sent to some gala being thrown in Liyue where the Knights of Favonius suspect there will be a few unsavory individuals that they need taken out. The catch isā¦.the Knights donāt know exactly who those individuals are, only a few clues. Meaning Lohen and Andromeda must act as guests. Oh, and did I mention their undercover as a married couple?
Of course Lohen is using every pet name in the book to address Andromeda like the loving āhusbandā he is. And she must reciprocate his sugary affections for the sake of the mission.
The two of course have to mingle with all of the other guests, attempting to keep the conversations focused on them to sniff out their suspect. However, they do get a few extra nosy people asking questions about Andromeda and Lohen.
āHow do you two keep your spark alive? You both seem so in love!ā One person might say
Unfortunately there would probably still be the type of nosy individual that would ask
āDo you two have children? Do you plan on having any?ā
Knowing him though, heād probably add in something flirtatious just cause.
Oh, and how could I forget! An unexpected obstacle presents itself, forcing Andromeda and Lohen to find a corridor to discuss a modified plan. They are having a squabble over one specific detail before footsteps begin to echo, indicating an approaching person.
There are no doors in the immediate vicinity and the unknown figure is too close for them to run to the next hallway. So what else are they to do but close the distance between them and pretend they simply snuck away to make out?
It works in their favor, as the wide-eyed person sees them and immediately leaves assuming itās just another married couple that canāt keep their hands off of each other.
I shall not yammer anymore but I hope you enjoyed this food for thought.
Stay hydrated and silly :)
kat. kat . im gonna cry kat please im so weak i,,,,,, oh my god . whimpers into my hands
FIRST PART DID MAKE ME LAUGH REAL BAD andromeda is all but useless when it comes to the prying questions; she has plenty of training when it comes to hunting down targets and actual combat and stealth missions, but faced with women fawning and sighing dreamily, "how do you keep the spark alive?? you two just look so in love...! your chemistry is like nothing i've seen..." she's floundering. flushed all the way from her ears to her chest, she's covering her face shyly with her clutch, looking to lohen for help. (he's never seen her look quite like that before, either; immediately it's like crack to him.) he happily swoops in as her knight in shining armor for the evening, smoothly answering all the nosy questions, directing their attention away from his poor shy "wife." they eat it up.
.....and i..... oh my go d . lohen already called andromeda "sweets" here and there, equal parts condescending and affectionate but . this mission being the incident that makes pet names a part of their dynamic........ not all of them stick by any means, because lohen was most certainly just throwing darts blindly and hoping they'd land. ("sugar muffin" nearly cost them the entire mission with the way andromeda's hands started to fly to his throat on pure reflex.) he has to be awfully careful about slipping in a "baby" here and there, but he gets away with it if she's mostly distracted, though her face gets a little pink over it. but the main one that really sticks, lohen leaning over to murmur into andromeda's ear at the gala, is .
"in the tacky blue suit with the white rose, right at your 8 o'clock, sweetheart."
and if her head wasn't already spinning from the way he was looking at her, that certainly did the trick !
andromeda doesn't know she accidentally flusters him, too; the simple pet names she uses ("honey," "dearest," "love") don't affect him, since he's too busy grinning at the barely-concealed scowl on her face. but when they first arrive, lohen reaches for her hand, and andromeda smacks it away, hissing that this is a high end function, act like it... before slipping her hand into the crook of his elbow, lightly wrapping a hand around his arm. having andromeda of all people hanging off his arm like she really does belong to him... it sends a funny little flutter in his heart. makes him straighten up pridefully. (makes him want to tease her a little because he cannot be the only one going through this kind of suffering tonight, and he saw the nervous flit of her eyes when he walked out in his own outfit for the evening.)
AND GODDDDDDDDD FUCK THE . THE GETTING CAUGHT IN THE HALLWAY AND ACTING LIKE THEYRE JUST A COUPLE MAKING OUT??? lohen's taking it straight to hell. "what? we needed to convince them," said with a lazy grin and a light flush on his face.
a thigh shoved between her legs and a filthier kiss than they've ever shared was not needed to convince them, you fucking animal.
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.You missed the banana peel and still slipped. How did you do that.
No but actually Iāve been wanting to draw fanart for you for days now but didnāt know what to draw, and finally said fuck it and just winged something silly.
Tumblr butchered the quality per usual but itās fine (hopefully). And ignore the doodles I was distracted and getting bored halfway throuh before taking a break.
Prev ask:
LMAOOOO tysm for the beautiful art!!! I am honoured you deem me fanart worthy š„¹š„¹ (the anon ask blog is unfair who are youuu)
This is actually fire, that one hand position?!??!?? Such a random headcanon I love it xDD Also why am I lowkey serving face while falling ehehehehee
For legal reasons I cannot confirm nor deny if I have slipped on nothing while trying to be cool..
Hah, look at you so addicted you can barely see the chair under all that belly. Stretch marks showing, rolls stacking, and youāre loving it. Thatās what makes you dangerous, piggy you get turned on by every new sign youāre blowing up. š·š
everytime i Remember ena i open your blog like this is my default destination. frankly sometimes i forget i can just open tags myself but you are simply the first person i think of when i think "i want to see stuff about ena on tumblr dot com"
My honest reaction to the most beautiful and honorable thing that has ever been said to me
my favorite lines from the funniest scene, for inspiration:
āitās actually funny, if paige doesnāt think about it for too long, how far she could probably get with the best friends bit before people put two and two together and realize that paige doesnāt just want to sit next to her all the time, but in fact also climb into her skin. in a chill way though.ā
āvaliantly, she manages to stay quiet and not volunteer to confirm that particular hypothesis.ā
āpaige starts giggling at the idea before she can stop herself.ā
ugh i owe you my life princess this got me cooking i hope you're having a spectacular night <3 pointing out lines you liked is a marriage proposal in this household so i hope you're cool with a fall wedding
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For a prompt maybe what if the Fentonsā were related to the Kentsā so Danny ends up meeting Clark early on or something. And this maybe affects whether or not Clark becomes part of his support system.
Response to this post.
Ok so the Fentons have mentioned before that they both grew up in the country somewhere rural. Lets say that Maddie is one of Ma Kentās nieces. Distant enough in relation that they wouldnāt meet super early in life but close enough that they would meet in big family get togethers.
Clark at this time is just starting his job at the Daily Planet and the first appearance of Superman hasnāt hit the press yet. He goes to a family reunion and meets Maddie, her husband Jack, and her kids Jazz and Danny. Danny at this point is roughly 8 or so. Clark is good with kids and gets along with Danny since heās commonly assigned kid watching duty while the rest of the adults chat and catch up.
Danny and Clark have very spotty contact back and fourth from holiday cards and a few email chains asking how to properly research information for papers (Clark is truly happy that someone had come to him for advice on his job since he doesnāt get to talk about it often.)
Danny isnāt a stupid kid. It takes him a few years but he connects that his cousin once removed (I think thatās the relation?) Has the exact same face as the Man of Steel.
He keeps it to himself but he always keeps tabs on Superman to make sure that his first cousin once removed is doing ok and isnāt in dire need of help (not that he can do much to help.)
A few years pass and Danny has the portal incident. He has issues dealing with controlling his powers and doesnāt have someone to help teach him how to be a superhero. He remembers Clarkās email from the brief times they talked and realized that he could get help
from The Superhero. He shoots Clark an email for help on how he got a hold of his powers and the rest is history.
