#faughty void

first of all, i know personally, my emo days will haunt me forever. somewhere, out in the internet world, floating around, are terribly angled photos of me with lots of colored eyeliner and the most droney lyrics i could muster up.

but somehow, liam payne was able to pay off THE ENTIRE INTERNET in order to have all of his past emo self deleted. all these 1d conspiracy theories floating around, when THIS, RIGHT HERE, has been the real conspiracy all along.

#INVESTIGATEEMOLIAM

we’ll start with this gem of a photo:

you cannot tell me this was not EDITED BY MANAGEMENT to look like this. but don’t worry, anon, i have done some photoshop work to try to recreate a replica of what i believe the original to be:

lyrics are bullet for my valentine in case your forgot they existed.

have you ever seen the video version of this? he was breaking out some my chemical romance followed up by the classic red jumpsuit apparatus but, again, management deleted this im sure. so we only have the picture but i put some lyrics over it for effect. that way we can really grasp the ambience of the moment.

and look at these pictures:

you know where these pictures belong?

that’s right. myspace emo!liam was REAL.

try to tell me liam payne didn’t say words like “smexy” and sign off with “x3″ and i will fight you to my death dammit.

and as for the RaNdOm phase....listen here, anon. liam payne is the EPITOME of the “random LOL XD” and dammit, i dont even have to photoshop for this to be real. you can take the emo random kid off the internet, but you can’t take the emo random out of the kid:

and if you still don’t believe me, just listen to a few one direction songs. half of them don’t make sense, are a random string of wildly combined words, and liam payne wrote a ton of those. so.