#fauchelevent

• Javert starts the film being Severus Snape and then goes Baldvert

• Gavroche is older than Cosette, but just for a while

•Fantine and her friends wear 1830s fashion in the 1810s

•Valjean and little Cosette live with Gavroche before the convent

•Enjolras kills Fauchelevent

•Javert doesn't jump from a bridge, he just walks into the water

•Genderbend Toussaint

•Valjean is played by Gérard Depardieu (💀)

•Little Eponine and Azelma get very exited thinking of stealing Cosette's teeth

•Cosette has a gun

•The entire law school gets arrested

•Milf Madame Thenardier, I'm sorry it had to be said

•Javert's father was a hunter and so he makes a lot of hunting references

•This Valjean is very creepy and mean, but idk if it's the script of just Depardieu

•Marius and Enjolras in their underwears

•I'm pretty sure that nun was wearing lipstick which is something very ooc for a nun

•Gillenormand calls Javert (and Valjean) woke and later he says they seemed pretty close, idk he just seems to ship them

•Toussaint knows about Valjean's past??? And also knows Javert????

•Javert tells Marius that it's his patriotic duty to have sex

That's it I don't remember much more

One of the most iconic moments of the book that most Adaptations fail to take advantage of

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❤️Old Man Gardening Polycule❤️

Valjean, a tree pruner from Faverolles, always did have a green thumb. When he happens to pass through Vernon on one of his mayoral journeys, he admires the flowers grown by another solitary, quiet older gentleman: Georges Pontmercy, who had lavished all the love he couldn't give to his son on his garden instead.

But there is no time for romance—soon Valjean is on the run once more. Later, he becomes a convent gardener, and love, shall we say, blossoms once more between him and the other gardener, Fauchelevent. After they leave the convent together with Cosette, they soon begin work on a beautiful new garden at Rue Plumet. To help them along, they decide to pick up some reading material, including Flora of the Environs of Cauteretz by M. Mabeuf, which they like so much they befriend the author.

Meanwhile, after reconnecting with his son, Georges Pontmercy has made his way back to Paris...

[Dramatic movie trailer music begins; gravelly movie trailer man voice speaks]

When the winds of fate unite these four men once more

[Music begins to intensify]

Their combined power

[Music swells]

Will shake the very foundations of empire

[Music crescendos]

[Rapid flashes of B-roll: the barricade, gunfire, the red flag]

[Cut to a shot of four elderly men in overalls and sunhats, carrying hoes and rakes, advancing up the cobblestones together in slow motion]

[Music cuts out]

[Cut to the four old men gardening quietly together, no sound but birdsong, no sign of anything around them but greenery]

"Jean, your gladioli are looking lovely."

"My utmost thanks, Georges; the compliment is a worthy one from your lips."

"François*, kindly pass the secateurs."

"In exchange for the shovel, if you please, Charles*."

"Orgy later in the greenhouse, gentlemen?"

"If you knock over my prize orchid again—"

"Oh, we'll be careful."

*Neither Fauchelevent nor Mabeuf have canon first names so #ThisMod has provided some.

Life at the Convent. Volume 2, Book 8, Chapter 9.