#fart dump

I have nothing else to do

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? clowny clown clown, auto manipulator, girls, new clean song, intergalactic planetary, and pursuit of happiness

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? matt, trey, and crispin

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. "one egg that's white, another that's blue," (ps its i spy)

4: What do you think about most? sleep

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? id ont have the phone with me so idk

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? on

7: What’s your strangest talent? i can click my tongue super loud

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) girls are cute. boys are eh

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? yes wow

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? like today

11: Do you have any strange phobias? yes. the little second from the top crease in my pointer finger. i cant touch that. ill cry. literally cry. also i am terrified of eyes. (the eye thing is a lot worse)

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? yes a pencil

13: What’s your religion? i dont know at all yo

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? sitting lol ahhaa

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? idk both

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? shit dude...idk if this counts as a "band" but crispin hellion glover (or modest mouse.)

17: What was the last lie you told? "sorry i cant make it to your party. im busy"

18: Do you believe in karma? yes

19: What does your URL mean? its from the credits of cannibal the musical. they misspell matt's name on purpose. 

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? my greatest weakness is um i guess i get hurt too easily and my greatest strength is i make people laugh i guess

21: Who is your celebrity crush? oh brother you already know

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no ha

23: How do you vent your anger? i cry and just dont talk to people also if i do talk i yell at them

24: Do you have a collection of anything? im trying to collect bug toys but its not workin out

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online. i used to be good at talking on the phone. it was only with one person though

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? idk

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? this fUCKING NOISE THIS GUY MAKES WHO GOES TO MY SCHOOL. ITS LIKE "BRRRR" UUGHGHGHGHHG SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the noise i love is like "ahh ha" idk its really confusing. listen to auto manipulator. at the end its crispin glover moaning and stuff ugh its hot

28: What’s your biggest “what if”? what if i was a noodle?????

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? i guess

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. right: coke bottle, left: a chord 

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? bread

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? this one city in mississippi

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? idc?

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? omg carly rae jepsen ugh shes so hot

35: To you, what is the meaning of life? south park

36: Define Art. pee

37: Do you believe in luck? i guess?

38: What’s the weather like right now? nice and cold

39: What time is it? 6:51 pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? nope i cant drive

41: What was the last book you read? stupid fucking to kill a mockingbird

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? no

43: Do you have any nicknames? yes. mama millipede, donald, donnie darko, kahl, and fart dump

44: What was the last film you saw? open season 3

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? uhhh i havent really had any actual injuries. i once got a stick of wood inside of my toenail

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? yepper

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? crispin glover.

48: What’s your sexual orientation? i have no idea dude i wish i knew

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? im bisexual (hahaha omfg i hated that because im NOT)

50: Do you believe in magic? no

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? yes wow the worst grudges

52: What is your astrological sign? gemini

53: Do you save money or spend it? both???

54: What’s the last thing you purchased? crap dude i cant remember

55: Love or lust? both

56: In a relationship? no i wish

57: How many relationships have you had? two

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? nope

59: Where were you yesterday? school and then home with my brother

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? yes

61: Are you wearing socks right now? nah girl

62: What’s your favourite animal? red pandas and rats

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? humor and sweetness???

64: Where is your best friend? taylor, dani, sophie, and josefina

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. all of my blogs and giannas. (not taking this one seriously. i have too many. but yes gianna you are one of mine)

66: What is your heritage? british and canadian

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? skyping

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? sims

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? of course??

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? probably not. but actually maybe. im fucking hilarious

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? sAVE THE POOR DOG

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? a: i dont know. i dont think id tell anyone because then theyd give me extra undeserved love. b: sleep. c: yes id be terrified

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. shit. ummm love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? auto manipulator and wonder boy

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 9657

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? laughter 

77: How can I win your heart? agree with me that all the famous people i find attractive are attractive, watch south park with me and love it, buy me food i love, have the same humor, laugh at my jokes, and hold me

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? yes

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? taking theatre in 7th and 8th grade

80: What size shoes do you wear? depends. but 7 usually

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? piss face and fart dump (my favorite insults)

82: What is your favourite word? pepperoni and cottage

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. a heart. ahahhaa

84: What is a saying you say a lot? "hurry your ass", "poop", and "aye you wanna blaze it"

85: What’s the last song you listened to? maui wowie

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? dark shades of green, sea foam green, lavender, and dark blue

87: What is your current desktop picture? a stupid toshiba one. idk 

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? seth mcfarlane

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? do you like poo?

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? scREAM

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? either stretchy-ness or the power to make people think what you want them to think

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? a moment with my brother in the car while he's singing

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What is it? idk theres so many agh

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. who? carly rae jepsen

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? go see crispin glover 

96: Do you have any relatives in jail? no i dont think so?

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? yepper

98: Ever been on a plane? yes, only twice

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? pee