Rating TV shows based on their covers
Hyena: blood and sexual tension, 7/10 could be gayer.
Black Sails: some sort of historical drama about UK pirates? 11/10 but only if the title is a pun and the pirates are black.
Tower Prep: 0/10 picture didn't load.
Space Battleship Yamato: Hate the scrotal imagery, 3/10. The planet design is very vintage sci-fi though, which I like. Make that 5/10.
Farang: Title font reminds me of that margot robbie movie where she plays a crazy bitch in a train station. Wasted potential of margot robbie makes me sad, and palm tree in background indicates generic LA setting. 2/10
Mad Men: Heard of this one. Poster successfully conveys that the protagonist is a cool guy in the 80s who does cool guy in the 80s stuff like smoking and driving, 8/10.
Heartbeat: 6/10 British? couple seems nice but this picture just radiates heteronormative energy.
Please Come Back, Mister: I have never been so confused in my life. Are they dead? Are they gay? Who wears fancy suits to the morgue? I suspect this is one of those Korean dramas I've been hearing about and it gives me hope for the genre. 100/10
