#fansong

And now, the six adorabloodthirsty trolls of the Dream Bubbles,

In their rendition of: ‘The Cull Block Tango!’

Weak! Flip. Buzz. Ribbit. Video. Peixes.

Weak! Flip. Buzz. Ribbit. Video. Peixes.

Weak! Flip. Buzz. Ribbit. Video. Peixes.

Weak! Flip. Buzz. Ribbit. Video. Peixes.

They had it comin, they had it comin!

They only had themselves to blame!

If you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it!

I betcha you would have done the same!

Weak! Flip. Buzz. Ribbit. Video. Peixes!

You know how people have these weird personalities that get you down? Like… Taaaaaaaavros! Tavros was so pathetic. Not just pathetic. Weak! Well, I was chatting with him a8out how I’ve 8een playing the humans, and I’m REALLY good at it, And there’s Tavros, pretending he’s a hero, With his shiny new metal legs…….. no, not strong ones. Weak! So I said to him, I said, “Tavros, if you come after me I’ll give you a free hit!” And he did. So I let him charge and I turned his lance away from me........ Into! His! Chest!

He had it comin, he had it comin!

He only had himself to blame!

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She had it comin', she had it comin' (Weak! Flip. Buzz. Ribbit. Video. Peixes.)

She took a wiggler in her prime!

(Weak! Flip. Buzz. Ribbit. Video. Peixes.)

And then she used you (Weak!); and she abused you (Flip!)

It was a murder, but not a crime!

(Buzz. Ribbit. Video. Peixes!)

Now I’m Walking Around The Meteor, Hunting For Clowns And Fish, And In Storms Mr Ampora In An Absolute State. “i already killed you!” He Said. And He Kept On Saying, “but i already killed you!” Then He Ran Into My Chainsaw. He Ran Into My Chainsaw And He Fell In Half.

If you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it!

I betcha you would have done the same!

彼女が自分の罪を償う時が来たのだ。死と死、嘘と嘘。友人が障害を負ったことが最後の一撃でした。私のしたことは完全に正当化されました。

Yes, But Did You Do It?

ribbit ribbit

mY gOoD bRo EqUiUs HaD tHiS aDoRaBlE mOiRaIl. aNd ThE tHrEe Of Us HaD bEeN hAtEfRiEnDs FoR a BuNcHa SwEePs. fOr ThE lAsT pArT oF tHe GaMe I’d BeEn DoInG aLrIgHt In ThE fIgHtS aNd AlL. iMpS, oGrEs, LiChEs, GiClOpS, bAsIlIsKs, BlAcK kInG, oNe RiGhT aFtEr ThE oThEr. wElL aFtEr AlL tHaT wAs OvEr We WeRe AlL oN tHiS lOnElY mEtEoR, tHe TwElVe Of Us, TrOlLiNg AnD mAkInG sOmE nEw FrIeNdS. aNd I rUn OuT oF sOpOr, WhIlE i’M tRoLlInG tHiS aLiEn Tg. hE sEnDs Me A vIdEo, I oPeN iT. aNd ThErE’s My MiRtHfUl MeSsIaHs, A pArOdY oF tHeM bOtH, HeReSy! wElL, i WaS iN sUcH a StAtE oF sHoCk, I cOmPlEtElY bLaCkEd OuT, i CaN’t ReMeMbEr A tHiNg. It wasn’t until later, when i was cutting their heads off to preserve ‘em, THAT I EVEN KNEW THEY WERE DEAD!

They had it coming!

They had it coming!

They had it coming all along!

I didn’t do it,

But if I’d done it!

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

i lovved feferi peixes more than i could possibly say. she wwas a real empathic gal, sensitivve, an aquarist. but she wwas alwways trying to do good in the wworld, she’d go out all the time doing good in the wworld, and on the wway she did sollux motherfucking captor. i guess you could say wwe broke up because of quadrant incompatibility. i wwanted her flush. and she preferred to die.

That dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!

That dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!

I had to cull’ em! I had to cull ‘em!

They had it comin' all along!

'Cause if they used us, and they attacked us,

How could they tell us that we were wrong?

They had it comin' , they had it comin,'

They only had themselves to blame!

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it,

I betcha you would have done the same

“Tavros, if you come after me-”

“JUST1C3 MY 4SS! “

“Fell In Half…”

嘘と嘘

“A pArOdY oF tHeM bOtH,”

“quadrant incompatibility.”

anyone who can actually make music is free to do something with this shit with credit. please do not put the lyrics into ai. I hate that I have to say that.

lyrics under cut

大好きなVTuberさんを思いながら作ったファンソングです。 非公式に作った曲ですので、お名前は伏せさせていただきます。

彼女の歌は本当に名曲揃いなので、もし興味が湧いた方はぜひ「ぬんぬん！」で調べてみてください。おそらくすぐに見つかると思います。

Hadestown (somewhat) fansong

CAST!

Hades: @king-of-the-underworld-13

Eliza: @that-one-worker-girl

Eurydice: @a-hungry-young-girl

Orpheus: @lyre-player-and-singer

Hermes: @messenger-god-official

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HEAVILY Based of “as the king’s command” from All fall together

(Hades stands in front of a group of workers)

Hades: A thousand souls are gathering, a group made up of shades! A call to arms to rescue back my queen

This insult to my family is a wound that festers and stings. I swear to the gods I’ll bring her home and to this song they’ll sing-

(Cont): Till Demeter pays for her crimes, this tale will be immortalized in time.

I will lead you all fair, the Styx I swear, you will bring them all despair!

Till this insults paid and our glory’s famed and the blood of ours has faded, will you bring me aid, invade this land and do as I command?