#fandom phrases

In no particular order

i love it here (jensen ackles psychological warfare chamber)

thee

insane show for insane people

fuck of desitel

hi for the love of god hello

oh, dean. his nipple is out

castiel, did you fuck the michael sword?

one and done angelic t shot

you don’t know that you wouldn’t fall in love with a bug

giving it all up for a bottom from kansas

killing that man

gay angel

scriblo squimble scroncksy and the like

i don’t want to watch good television, i want to watch supernatural

cool it gorge w butch you’re in more drag rn than i’ll ever be

shave your chest father of two it’s fanservice time

specialest little discipleson dean

what have you accomplished besides leaking out your ass at a walmart in every destiel fanfic

i am gutted

et tu brute

you are poison 

[gunshots] [omitted] and *

wrist not limp enough; need to boil it

dean can be bi but jensen is definitely gay

the last great american queerbait

don’t rich people have group chats

the cw sniper

the gay guy in sera gambles head (x)

he is the reason

why lamp

unparalleled media experience 

all the j- words, jacting joices, jacting jussy, jole, etc.

Jomohobe specifically

you can’t be gay you ride a motorcycle 

jensens omegan sensibilities

all gods are men and all men can be fucked (connected: morally bankrupt rpf is praxis)

the very sight of a mans boobs corrupts 

vampire surprise

jackles long con

He-wolf, she-wolf a study in werewolf transgenderism

The pizza man montage

Father, that's a sheath

greetings, bloodfreak

lawboy

i fuck monsters, not gods 

orpheus’ gay cajun vampire sidepiece 

cain’s oc wife colette (connected: they didn’t even cast abel)

love interest to lucifer’s insane little brother

instructions unclear, dick stuck in the michael sword

put him in the michael wave

rip steve yockey

good omens crowley is dust

history’s most uncomfortable, reluctant, closed-mouth kiss, like two pale coconuts gently colliding 

all the day of the week posts including but not limited to: 

fimmf (fingers in my mouth friday); shiaws (slamm him into a wall saturday; sammy sunday; fuck off destiel friday; brother, it’s ten am on a tuesday tuesday; oh buddy, it’s only monday monday

destiel clients

bug loves cas

oh i know the johnlocks are sick rn

?no

homo police they made him the homo police

dean sucks cas silly through his jorts

you have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man

down on his old man knees

you have ruined the integrity of supernatural

did you fuck bill clinton

jensens sexy silence

the tapes

consumehimnatural

he is practically naked (cas is a full suit but without the trenchcoat)

bite sammy kill him

sam. i am a sodomite

winchester derangement syndrome

virginal and untouched vs. sexual behemoth

super hell

special thanks to all the people who helped me compile this list

Unlike most of our Five Fandom Friday posts, this one does not really have explanations for each of the fandom phrases that we’ve chosen. I mean, how are you supposed to explain why you like a phrase? We just like them and the phrases literally speak for themselves. However, the phrase that we have in common is the exception, because it definitely deserves more than a little explaining as to why it ended up as a shared favorite fandom phrase.

  Michelle’s Favorite Fandom Phrases

    Tiffany’s Favorite Fandom Phrases

    Tiffany and Michelle’s Share Favorite Fandom Phrase

The phrase we share is just one word. A word that is spoken so often in our verbal and written communications that there is no way that we could not write this post with out including it. The reason this phrase needs explanation is because while I am a huge Stargate SG-1 fan, Tiffany knows next to nothing about it. In fact, outside of knowing this Stargate fandom phrase and the character who utters it, Tiffany knows little else about the show. For the longest time Tiffany would say this word and our friend Kristin and I would respond by sending a picture of the character. However, now that we’ve explained the reference Tiffany no longer says “Indeed” she now just sends us a picture of Teal’c.

    What are some of your favorite fandom phrases?