last time on: birds were rescued and nobody fell to their deaths

this time: sam makes a friend!

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Sam comes up with a half-dozen reasons why this isn’t so bad as he hurries home, Ruby thumping along beside him, each one less convincing to his own ears that the last -- it’s a very small dog, it’s really a puppy, which is a different thing altogether, and it’s hurt; a badly hurt very small not-yet-dog-sized dog is basically the same thing as no dog at all -- but none of them have really convinced him by the time the lighthouse is in view.

{I detest the competitive nature of fandom the older I get. I hate the idea of measuring how much of a fan you are based on how many games you’ve played, whether you’ve unlocked all extra content, how much DLC you’ve bought, how many other side games, books, or other pieces of media you have consumed in this seemingly never ending attempt to create a hierarchy in a place none should be.

i oughta get some fukken booty shorts

BACON ISN’T DOGS THAT’S FOR FUKKEN SURE

Anything ‘at’s got needles won’t kill ya long’s ya don’t grab no fukken fungus. Or ya can boil the needles but they get stuck in ya teeth

I don't want to waste my time Become another casualty of society. I'll never fall in line Become another victim of your conformity And back down.

making my way downtown, walking fast, heard “suck dicks”, walking faster o/

[the story of yves’ life in goodneighbor

Try being less old asshole