#fakedrunk

Fake it till you make it HONEY. 

Some times faking sober feels as awkward as MCLOVIN, but honestly your probably the only person who thinks that. 

The situation: 

Me and my sister spend a couple days at a cottage, she was on vacation I just had a few days off work, she kept saying we were going to get day drunk by the pool and I was agreeing trying to find ways out of it. I told my sister I did not want to drink but she was insisting, I used the money excuse, “I don't have any money” she offtered to pay. I said “i want to be healthy” she said come on its my only week of vacation. 

The fake:

I got in detail with this fake, I went to the liquor store, bought wine for ‘sangria’ the easiest thing I thought i could fake. Continued to make fake sangrias, I bought sparkling water, cranberry juice and fruit for it. I mixed it all into a jug and did not put the wine in it, i said to my sister “to preserve the wine ill just pour it in my glass”, without her noticing I started the wine bottle under the cupboards. I drank my virgin sangrias along side my sister who got progressively drunk, she kept asking do you feel it and i said no not really wine doesn't make me that drunk. As she got drunker I got paranoid that she would see the unopened bottle under the sink and be betrayed so it emptied some in the sink. I went all out.

Feelings and thoughts:

paranoid

a fake

pressure trying hard to have fun