#fake weeb

Basically i made a list of 14 snk characters and opened an incorrect quotes generator tab and a random number generator tab. I then would generate six quotes, one with each different number of characters possible. For each quote i'd designate randomly the characters i'd include from my 14 people list. Here's what we have :

Sasha : Oh, just so you know, it's very muggy outside.

Connie : Sasha I swear if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Sasha : *sips coffee from bowl*

I just love Sasha and Connie and I wish they'd grow old together

Bertholdt, playing a VR game : You see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% ok. There are PROBABLY no spiders in the headset.

Bertholdt : BUT - as you may be able to relate to - If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play videogames...

Bertholdt : YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOmFoRtAbLe

Bertholdt is bae. He's adorable. Too bad he literally tried to kill civilians though.

Jean : Is having a penis fun?

Christa : It has its ups and downs

Ymir : Sometimes it's a bit hard

Annie : It's a pain in the ass.

Eren : Oh, Jesus! Fuck, guys! Come one!

Just Jean being a dumbass and the girls effortlessly being queens. Even Eren feels sorry for Jean at this point.

Hange: Favorite horror movie?

Erwin : It.

Levi : Saw.

Reiner : Anabelle.

Mikasa : High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

Mikasa is the quiet kid. You can't argue.

Armin : I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Armin : ... And with this knife I found.

He's just too precious for this world, humanity is lucky he enrolled in the Survey Corps, he's the best thing that ever happened in the show. I love him.

Season 2 coming in April 2021 !!!!!