I was about to go to sleep... and then I washed my face, 'cause that's what I do before bed, and now... now, I'm wide-awake. There's so many things I want to do (watch a movie, read a book, read my magazines) RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT, but I have to get up in about three hours to get ready for the SD PRIDE PARADE! :DDDD I almost want to pull an all-nighter, but that's probably a bad idea. I don't want to be dead on my feet during the parade. HOW WILL I OGLE SEXY MEN IN MINIMAL CLOTHING IF I CAN BARELY STAY AWAKE?! NO! That cannot happen! I must sleep! I WILL enjoy myself at SD Pride '11! My fag hag status will be threatened, otherwise! Hehehe, speaking of faghaggery in general... I found this quote on one of my fic sites: "Meddle not in the affairs of slashers, for they are kinky, and you would look good kissing a man." >;) That's more of an empty threat than anything, though-- I (and I'm sure my fellow fag hags agree), contrary to popular opinion, will NOT mentally pair up every male acquaintance of mine with every other one. In fact, most of the time, if I know you and see you fairly often (and I know you're straight; let's not forget that little detail), I probably CAN'T pair you up with another guy I know, 'cause... I don't know, it doesn't work that way. That is NOT how fangirling works, yo! For the most part, the men I DO wish to see together (fictional character-wise), are men whom I find extremely attractive (read: mostly men who are my type) and have good chemistry with each other (on-screen or in-text or VERY RARELY... in real life). So if I ever get drunk and tell you I want to see you kiss another man whom we both know... go ahead and freak out/have a breakdown inside your head, but keep in mind that you ought to be flattered, b/c I have very high standards for the pairings I wish were reality. And ohohohohoho, I publicly posted on Tumblr about fangirling and faghaggery and have possibly traumatized all of you who clicked the "read more" button! It was bound to happen sooner or later, though. I thought about creating a separate blog for my fangirl-related entries b/c most people I know don't care that in the latest episode of [insert show here], [male character 1] and [male character 2] had so many slashy moments together *SQUEAL*, but I realized that I don't ever feel the urge to write journal entries about my favorite pairings, and this entry itself is more about the concept in general and it's more educational than anything. >:D Plus, I have no shame, and YOU... always have choice (to not read, to click "back", w/e), my dear; I am BLAME-FREEEEEE!!!!!!