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"John Draper, a friend of Engressia, discovered that a whistle distributed as a prize in Captain Crunch cereal emitted a perfect 2,600 MHz pitch, thus earning him the moniker “Captain Crunch.” As phreaking evolved, the use of what was known as a blue box, or Mfer, became the most-common way of manipulating the phone signal."

funny band name: SSV-NSMABAAOTWMODAACOTIATW, or "Screw Shareholder Value - not so much a band as another opportunity to waste money on drugs and ammunition, courtesy of the idiots at Time Warner"

“Rugged man of the cloth looking for wife &/or sociopathy cure. Must be able to cook decent meat lasagna. Interested parties plz contact at [email protected]. do NOT contact me with unsolicited offers or services. Sent on my iPhone.”

Yes. Waver feels a deep spiritual connection with Lady Gaga. He almost believes that certain songs (Dope, Highway Unicorn (Road to Love), & Black Jesus + Amen Fashion in particular) were written for him personally, they describe his experiences so well. 

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