#facebook rant

POV your fiance drew short straw and had to go do baby attorney things in whatever hell-journey his employer threw him at

text ID under the cutoff

So now that Aidan’s Leonardo project is being discussed in Facebook fan groups, the homophobia cloaked in “that’s just my belief” is coming out daily, and I am reminded of when Eleanor Tomlinson was in Colette a few years ago and a similar thing happened.

motherfucking Hawkmoth jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Miraculous series bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit

goddamn created akuma villains and fucking superheroes and shit right fucking Chat Noir goddamn love square fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Hawkmoth man

motherfucking Ladybug Ladybug you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with her bare hands fucking love square shit Hawkmoth

No man i’ll just talk about the Miraculous series all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Miraculous series fuck dude i just watched it an hour and a half ago fuck Hawkmoth man he fucked over Ladybug crazy Chat Noir love square Mayura or did the sentimonsters fuck this guy who invented akuma villains i don’t like crying i can’t think of who the fuck invented akuma villains all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented akuma villains who the fuck invented akuma villains??!

I’ve uninstalled the apps from my devices (but even when I had it on my devices, I had the notifications blocked because I didn’t check Facebook often enough and it would send me at least 5 notifications a day trying to get me to look at it)

I’m pretty sure I’ve unsubscribed from emails about the notifications

and yeT THEY STILL try to get me to go on Facebook. Facebook literally sends texts to my phone with links to random content I have no interest in at least every other day. 

I’m just going to say that I freaking hate facebook. I was pushed into making one years ago since EVERYONE was on it. Several years later and I still have the damn thing. 

I got tired of it after just a short time on it because I knew what it would be like. If your visible online you HAVE to talk to someone or else they are like why havent you messaged me? Or I posted a picture have you seen it yet? Or why havent you posted anything? Being blocked/negative comments/just the pettyness of it.

Several years later and I still have the damn thing. I cant get rid of it or my family will be upset that I am no longer ‘On Facebook’. So I just compromise. 

Every once in a blue moon I rise up like a phoenix and post a few pictures of my kids so that their grandparents can oohh and ahhh over them then I log out for another year. 

If anyone tells me there is something that I have to see on facebook I tell them: I dont go Facebook and if they want they can just send it to me in a message.