RPG-Unit: "Rock, Paper, Genocide" LYRICS!
So there have been some requests for the lyrics from RPG-Unit's debut EP Rock, Paper, Genocide. I've decided to post them up here for you all! :)
[Eye-Q]
My name is Axton spent ten years up in the military
forced my way up in the ranks i mean it literally
Made my way up to sergeant i had my own force
Personal gain and all of the glory that was my set course
Order who compromise what this little stupid thing
listen here people of power i do my own thing
Like my man Frank Sinatra i did it my way
leave you shot lost an lonely up in the hallway
Duck an dive no can hide āplease dont shoot "
Donāt shoot this donāt do that bring em back alive for who?
wife trippin said i was fired an were divorced too.
Somethin bout a firing squad oh i should run too
New world things to explore more people shooting at me
New life Hunting the Vaults cause they got treasure for me
Got a new woman who loves to hang around me
She blasts everyone who comes to try an holla at me
[Starby]
Siren here. The name's Maya -trust me I'm trained
if anyone captures me then I'll incinerate your brain.
Iāve been locked away for years, by the order of impending storm
I fled that place, but not before they felt my scorn.
Called me child one too many times and crossed the line
But it's all good now because I made their lives mine.
And now I'm on Pandora hunting down personal mysteries
Trying to get some answers about my Siren history
Why do I have these powers and where did they come from?
I just know I have these sweet skills that are pretty fun
My phaselock rocks, and it'll blow your fucking mind
quite literally with helios and ruin combined
Add more elemental damage with my Maliwan SMG
GTFO or i'll bring you to their knees
Man, I'm on a mission, better stay out of my way
Next Gen Vault Hunters got a planet to save.
[King Pheenix]
Steel in my fingers, No difference to the touch
Mr too much, Catching blisters in the rough,
Once, Unearth the Zerker, Words, firing and such
Dying in the bluff, is your flying up to snuff
What! here to bring fear again to hyperion
Cracked limbs, hope your torso steers you in
Hey Jack-ass, slag from my dearest friends
Mi abuela, El mundo, couldn't clear your sins.
Hammer, drops from this mini bruce banner,
Jakobs and a bandana, blood and a loose canvas,
Candles, left in the wake of this 2-1
laugh while your bruise plumps, salvador is 2 much
Loot runs,choose us, Marcus munitions
Difference, deadly at range, waving from the distance
Catching pendejos with fist visions, true joy
Pushing addiction to new limits, when i christen a NEW TOY!
[StarF]
Your eyes deceive you, an illusion fools you all
I move for the kill
Lyrical mastery, unwoven tapestry shrouded in mystery and skill
Class is assassin combatin' inhabitants; rampant and lambent get damaged and ravaged as a matter of habit
I vanish
So tell me, do you think you can stop me?
Is your aim true, are you hitting a copy?
A ghost in the air who's wielding a shotty
Good luck if you're hostile, have fun trying to spot me
These seconds are anything but sloppy
A billion guns; one blade through your body
You have n0thing to fear though
No place for a her0? Your chances are Zer0
Broken thoughts, at the end of hot lead/
Oft said, stepping in the rage lanes, not wreck-
or mended with stitches and options
off this, slag leaves falling off quick
Whiplash,Ā cracking the coffins/
Strike often and silent; virtuoso of violence
Logistics? Defy it; a glitch in the science
Assassination is imminent; my special ability
This place aināt strong enough to hold me out the facility
Putting my guns in 9motion, accelerate this bullet velocity
ammo flowing like Satanās Suckhole as Iām tearing down your HP
Shoot em, Loot em, Dude Not even Dr.Zed can stitch this
Bloody up this Bloodshot stronghold, better fear me bitches.
Commando here lets go, get it moving bullets flow
vault hunting shooting people got a problem lets go
Chew em up spit em out/ hit em honey pull em out
three hundred sixty degrees of rotation my lady twerk em out
[Chorus]
LYNCHWOOD TO SOUTHERN BAY, I SHOOT PEOPLE!
HEROāS PASS TO WINDSHEAR WASTE, I SHOOT PEOPLE!
FROM THE TUNDRA TO THE DUST, I SHOOT PEOPLE!
ALL THE WAY TO THOUSAND CUTS, I STAB PEOPLE!
ALL ACROSS THE HIGHLANDS, I SHOOT PEOPLE
FROM THE ASHES TO THE DEAD SANDS, I SHOOT PEOPLE
YO IāLL TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY, TO SHOOT PEOPLE
WHATCHU THINK YOUāRE GONNA DO TO ME?! I SHOOT PEOPLE
Bullet formed religion, call me mr god
little off the face region, burn the whiskers off
Bliss will stop (stop) (stop), when the clip is gone
Ā shoot you in your left nut, twist your spawn (point)
As soon as I enter the room you know itāll be a bad fight
Ignite instantaneous, lob grenades that precise
Once you see me itās too late, such a sad sight
You know I kill mad mics sure as I murder Mad Mike
It's cute when you try to shoot but now I've got you phaselocked
you won't enjoy this watch me take my aim and i'm unloading all my shots.
Another one down, find some more Ha- Where you trying to go?
i'm bringing a chemical beatdown and Iām all up in your face bro
Its not even a fair fight here take my gun ill use a knife
bullets flying with punctuationās before you even write
O you brought some other dudes I shoot friends of people too
everybodyās a killer till i pull out my girls to shoot
[Chorus]
Count down, as the shells drown in the root of evil,
Priority, roland found, Two, Shooting people,
Ghost looking through the peep hole, mali-One Cause
ground in the jaws,Ā gunzerker barrage
Stop āem and pop āem quickly the bullets will drop āem
A one way fight or flight, I shoot people non-stoppinā
I know the way of the blade, but always? Why bother
Iām fluent in fluid battle tactics; be like water.
Had enough now bandits? Yo Iām surprised that you lasted
Iām tearing up these halls with bullets watch your asses get blasted.
Are you surrendering now? I think itās time for a group hug
I use converge and then i purge this stronghold of weak thugs
Its not your privilege its my right as i blaze through the night
Iām a Guerrilla in the mist with a laser on my site Ā
Iām a monster of a man with a Dahl in my hand
All thats left in my wake is a Barren wasteland
Toil over blood and sweat, love my job
raucous god, sacrifice loot,Ā absolve,
this,critical, confirmĀ the visual
Guns for guns, digital , eridium into you
XO, First, low center, quick grab
scraps,Ā you have the blue lighted path.
Million multipliers you do the math
blast a bitch to 64 bits, scratch
legendary itch, perlescent to the iris
Shots, brick wall, falling. the sky hits
Mine,beautiful,Ā got a wedding band
meddle man or woman, then you get a tan
crisp,the trigger quicker than you dodge
click, reload it,Ā Dine on the shots
enough, bruised guts? lace the boots up
loot slut, think you had dibs too tough.
Yeah I look threatening but it's hard to be menacing when I can't grab a weapon
Why you testin'? Now even my own party is steppin'?
Time to learn your lesson
Taking the next legendary drop? Out of the question
Like "Yeah you can have the next one, don't worry"
But when I catch a glimpse you immediately scurry
Huh.
Fool me once, shame on you
Duel me once, sliced in two
Diced and bruised, chopped salad flesh
need an allen wrench, tighten up your step
blessed, 800 times,l make this fast
dont follow, like a shitty album, i skip tracks
Quick blastĀ corrosive, i can thin dreams
give up, i mean even your skin leaves
inseams, and you can put the us, in dust
ashes to ashes, fucked to up.
Up yours loot slut, what?! Sucks to suck
I grab guns and run funds, bitch, duck!
I know you want a weapon, act like you gonna score that
Zer0 chance youāll walk on me, I ain't your Salvadoormat
Alls fair in warfare, no kid gloves required
I'll trump you in a battle, you're gettin' friendly fired
On second thought, take it, use it to shoot pigeons
Practice makes perfect for this new loot midget
Midget!, you asshole, Basho wannabe
Point a gun at me, class mod, wanting teeth
ass in assassin, emote for lost cause
my wish,its three votes for lockjaw
call it in the wind, putting down the perro
cero, hands off, loot no dinero
sharp as an arrow, dim as a road light
knocked out, left behind leads for a cold night
Stop with the collecting lil loot slut maverick
Not even top guns fix those maladroit missed hits
You boys should just quit, Imma party of one
Salvadork can't do my damage when you use two guns
And assassin named after the amount of your kills
couldn't put it to good use because you've got zer0 skills
Stop your petty fighting, cuz it's making me cringe
About to leave you blue and purple just to get to that orange
All you guys, sluts for Loot
fight but your forgetting who?
I even shot more people too
trivial in this persuit
instead of talking smack around
I just simply lay it down
fighting over the new toys
children settle down
fight each other one more time
ill turn this truck around
Since we canāt all play nice
this loot is mine now
Everybody take a step back,
put the guns down
Im just gonna doop em all out
are we happy now?
[DJ RoboRob as CL4P-TP]
Hello there minions, itās me, Claptrap!
Gimmie a high five? donāt make it awkward while i rap.
Youāre all worse than stairs, so just gimmie your loot,
Iām theĀ **song cuts**
Stanton Dahl once said And i quote
"There are three types of people in this universe:
people who need to be killed, the people doing the killing,
and the people who pay themā
I just happen ladies and gentlemen to be the second
good luck if your the first / ill see ya soon
I got a Pacifying Pitchfork sniper rifle gets work
Legendary Dahl Weapons, fill my pack, picked first
I donāt wanna sneak around/ i just wanna gun ya down
firing with little resistance they spread my love around
Everybody come get some i just wanna show my love
rock you to till you all fall sleep / six feet deep
D - is for the the Death they cause/ man i wanna shoot em all
A - is an all out Assault / i just came to do my part
H - because we Hit em all / everybody gonna fall
L - for all the Life thats lost / DAHL is what Iām Tellin yāall
Bursting while Iām zoomed at yāall / Patrol Scorpio does it all
Pistols that can snipe you all / bussing 3 plus rounds in ya
Loaded Hornets filled with lead buzzing bullets at your head
Spraying with my SMGs / just give it a little squeeze
Skirmish with this Emperor leave you running like pantie hoes
Jakobs, the only sure way to meet your maker
In pieces, "break up" shaken, these guns are,layups.
Impact, like falling back from a skysscraper
Violators, die dialated for dyed paper
Legendary, sharingĀ cemeteries, wholesale
Wood and metal layering,demon bearings, cold nails
oh well,get to hell, spread the word
didnt hurt one bit, it forgets your nerves
burned, dont need fire breath to hit desired temp
power is my dialect, decides whos dying next
try and quest, without these, skating uphill
Ā curing disease, but only eating one pill
king of the gun hill,Ā pro pain accessory
lecher for pleasantry, GSR is blessing me
guess youll see the love,gun massacre tests
we know if youve got wood in your hand, happiness.
Picking up my Maliwan- Where form meets function
I'm the master of the elements prepare for your destruction
Combustion, Eruption, Do Damage over time.
But It's too late to run, just try because I'm-
Slagging you up -cover you in that purple goop
& you'll be taking double damage the next time that i shoot.
Cuz plain Bullets just aren't cool enough- gotta set you on fire
Unprotected flesh assures there'll be no survivors
Upgrade to armor, but It's not match for corrosive
Like Hedorah dissolve your face with plethora of acid
U mad bitch? Switch defense- I'm sure that shield is better
Except [] I shoot more lightning than the next leading competitor
don't even have to shoot though, just take this grenade
explode you from afar, sit back, and watch you spray all ways
Transform the battlefield, just watch what I create.
Combat is an art and Maliwan is my paint.
Hello comrade, ah yes, brothers in arms
Vladof at your service leaving others so harmed
With an array of spray we're leaving no body unbloodied
You've got the kills as long as we've got your money
It ain't nothin funny take it from me we'll keep you gunning
We ain't Maliwan but our products are still stunning
Trust us, we know two things: Firearms and vodka
Have 'em runnin' tail between their legs, frightened devotchkas
We can bet you'll like the competition, but you'll like us moreso
Take 'em out like Clockwork, the weapons so horrorshow
Droogs by your side 'cause you never leave the hand flat
Backtrack confident and drop 'em with the nadsat
Phat tracks, whack cats, killing the vicinity
Shoot for the stars 'cause you'll be movin' for Infinity
Rapidly, reach for the hammer and sickle, you like that
Vladof has one question: will you be ready to fight back?!
Rebellion and destruction, I sense a grand Opportunity
Four mercenaries comin' full force in perfect unity
Like "Whatchu gonna do to me?!" How much did this place cost?
'Cause it'll be trashed and worthless at the end of this face-off
Unmasked and downright ugly as a matter of fact
Tell your army to step off, 'cause after tonight they ain't got Jack
I thought about being worried, but why even bother
Control the warrior? You couldn't even handle your own daughter
[MadHatter as Handsome Jack]
Child murderer! Once I flush you out your hiding place
I'm gonna slap that stupid ass emoji off your face
You're gonna bring a knife to a final boss battle?
Bend over, feel the wrath of the Warrior's paddle.
Glad you love eridium, your face is about to match it
Leave your mug and Ego bruised so bad that you canāt even mask it
Bro Iāve had it false tears, pride, hate, harm, and narcissism
arrogant 5 sides of jack, stuck in an ego prism
our decision the real heroes are here to save the planet
wipe it clean of this handsome jackass grossly unfit
You may be a masked jack, but bitch iām a queen
-Iāll Check you, Deck you, wreck you, and trump you with my team
Shut your claptrap, Phasebitch, I'm sick of vigilantes
Choke you 'til you're blue like Mad Moxxi's panties
Damn, she's serious? Final answer?
You couldn't gauge (Gaige) my skills if you were a Mechromancer
Dear John, I heard you wanted to fight in the borderlands
took some time from your rap career to Haze some fans
i hear that over the years youāve made a lot of friends
but instead of big hugs they wanna split ya wig
Had some grandmother issues she wouldnāt hold your hand
Said you cried like a chump an that you wet the bed
Boss said your programing sucked your coding needs to end
You opened Pandoras box Iām here to stick you
Axton's another bandit with turret syndrome
Step in the ring, punk, welcome to Thunderdome
Call me Wifey 'cause I'm about to discharge prick
Hi, Salvador! Why don't you dual wield my dick?
Last round, the game of death,Upgrade to boss mode
shotgun CE Over thrown on a lost cove,
Defeat tastes so awful,Ā a hit of propaganda
frying pandora to the fire,expiring jack o lantern
No Warrior, man vsĀ animal, door of the cage ripped
make a silent snake, break your faceĀ to your fake lips.
ugly you cant fix, left your daughter chained in a cradle
Game over, strangled, with the halo of an angel