*Kakuzu walks into Hidan's room*
Kakuzu: Brat? Come now; you've kept me and the mission waiting long enough. Where are you?
Hidan, from the bathroom: I'm in here, old fucker.
Kakuzu: I swear if you're spending an hour on your hair again ...
Hidan: It ain't that, bastard! I ... I can't come out! Puppet-dick fucked me up!
Kakuzu: ... Sasori? What are you talking about?
Hidan: He said he'd treat me to some barbecue if I let him test one of his new potions on me. You know how I love some good barbecued meat! Anyway I drank it, and ... stuff happened, and now puppet-dick is working on a cure or some shit for it!
Kakuzu: Good Lord ... well, it looks like your gluttony finally caught up with you, brat. What did he do to you?
Hidan: *steps out of the bathroom to reveal long hair, wide hips, and large breasts*
Hidan: He turned me into a bitch!
Kakuzu:
Kakuzu: And ... and this is terrible because -- ?
Hidan: What do you mean? I'm a WOMAN! I have tits and --
Kakuzu: *grabs Hidan around the waist and pulls him closer* Why be in a rush to have Sasori fix this? Why don't we give this a few days, see what happens? You ... you look fantastic like this ...
Hidan: ... I do?
Kakuzu: *gently slips Hidan's robe off of his shoulder and starts kissing it* You do.
*the next day*
Sasori: Ah, Hidan. My apologies again for the mishap yesterday. But I'm working quite feverently towards an antidote, so rest assured that by this time tomorrow, you should be back to --
Hidan, covered in hickeys: N-no rush, puppet-dick. This new body ain't all that bad ~
Sasori: