#exobias

I'm going to miss you,

too much

when I feel the magnitude of your absence.

I'm going to miss you,

too little

when I unconsciously start to get used to your not being here.

But whether it's too much,

or too little,

the constancy remains that nothing is the

same without you,

and I'll be waiting here.

So I'll greet the immensity of sadness when it arrives,

and the subtleness of adapting to this new change,

because just as you said—

that's okay.

Today’s bias is Lay!

because we still love him no matter what, whether he’s in the comeback or in China.

Lay: “Really?”

You: “YES OF COURSE.”

Lay: “Oh, okay, hehehe...”

You: “Because you’re a fantastic dancer.”

Lay: “I did almost ruin my body to learn how to dance well.”

You: “And your lip bite is everything.”

Lay: “It is?”

You: “One more, please.”

Lay: “Okay.”

You: “Yeah, you’re incredibly good looking.”

Lay: “I am?  Not cute?”

You: “You go back and forth.”

You: “You look great in a suit, too.”

You: “You look great all the time...”

You: “You do so many things so well!!”

Lay: “Did you watch Operation Love?”

You: “I’m working on it!”

You: “But for now, you just need to rest.”

Lay: “Did you mean... write another song?”

You: “No, go to sleep.”

Lay: “Did you say dance practice?  Which song should I practice?”

You: “RELAX.”

Lay: “Okay, but I didn’t choreograph a dance for Relax.”

You: “GO TO SLEEP!!!!”

Lay: “Okay, if that’s what you want...”

Bias

Vs your bias wrecker

Today’s bias is Suho!

And he bought a gift for EXO-L’s, but he can’t seem to find it.

Suho: “Oh no, oh no, where did I put it?”

Suho: “Oh no, oh no, is it in my hair?!  Oh man, oh man, oh man.”

Suho: “Oh here it is, it’s this heart balloon!  Saranghe~”

D.O: “PFFT.  That was anti-climactic.”

Baekhyun: “Hyung... you need to give better gifts.”

Suho: “...You all never support me on anything.”

You: “I loved it!  I squealed and died and went to both heaven and hell because of the balloon.”

Suho: “...Really?”

You: “YES!  I love you, too~”

Suho: “I knew I made the right choice!”

Suho: “Want to go somewhere more private?”

You: *dies and only goes to hell this time*

Today’s bias is Xiumin!

Or should I say, XiuMAN.

He’s the only bias around here who can both sweep you off your feet with his strong arms...

...and look better in eyeliner than you ever hoped to.  What a man.

We’re not the only ones who have recognized the greatness that is Xiumin.

Today’s bias is Kris!

He’s been looking for a reason

To have you in his arms where you wanna be

You never had a bias so good

And! he hates it when you go to work

What a good looking man.  Dayum.

Tao: “Hmmm, looks like I’ll be practicing more wushu than I thought today.”

“What are you doing talking til the morning with my man?”

Tao: *rap* “Kris belong to me!”

Tao: “And who belongs to Kris?”

Tao: “We should just give him what he wants.”