Dec 15, 2025
I ate one grape in 2009 and I’m still paying for it
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I ate one grape in 2009 and I’m still paying for it
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How to Win at Losing
DISCLAIMER: You might not like this post. I’ve been away for a while cause I started gambling — those commercials were just too good to resist. Bet365, the guy running with the refrigerator, I was like, OMG, if I bet 365 days a year, I can also be strong enough to run a marathon with a fridge strapped to my back. But Play Ojo was the tipping point, with the people dancing and dressed up like a…
imagine if aliens named humans after a pop culture reference in their society. like they tell us “yeah we give you the designation (hehe) Snonkal Poprillious” and we’re like “why were you laughing” and theyre like “ahh its an inside joke, don’t worry about it.” like. the audacity.
Teavent Day 1: Christmas In Paris Black Tea
Genre: Existential Comedy
[Image Description] A small bag of tea leaves and a card reading “Christmas in Paris Black Tea, A blend of black tea and chocolate with accents of coconut, reminiscent of a warming up with a cup of chocolat chaud in a Parisian cafe.
Sylvie sat at the café table, wrapped in her scarf and overcoat, still shivering from the cold, staring at the blank page in front of her. Around her, time seemed to stretch out like honey poured from a bottle, patrons and waitstaff moving in slow motion, not so much leisurely as distorted. Her waitress arrived with her cup of tea, and when the cup and saucer touched the table, the spell seemed to be broken, and reality resumed its normal pace. Sadly, it did not seem to fix her writer’s block, though.
went to see Everything Everywhere All At Once without knowing a single thing about it, and god damn.
also SON LUX MADE THE OST WHAAA
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One of my favorite things ever is to pretend my life is a television show, and occasionally acknowledge the audience by looking at a random place where a camera might be and breaking the nonexistent fourth-wall.
I Always Wanted to be a Gangster= possibly best film I've seen all year.
"finisterrae"