DID SOMEONE (shitty) SAY PRANK WAR?
Listen the LAX FUCKWEASELS have gone TOO FAR THIS TIME.
Walter (said LAX ASSHAT) was being gross and mysogynistic toward our dear Lardo. WHICH IS TOTALLY UNNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR THAT WE WILL NOT STAND FOR.
Since @samwellsickflow (Dear ol’ Shits) has raised us better than that, I think it’s high time for us to return the favor and TEACH THESE ASSBANDITS SOME FUCKING MANNERS.
We’re going to make the LAX SHITGARGLERS wish they had never stepped outside their frat.
I’m talking TOTAL DESTRUCTION. Kid gloves come off, bros. We’re not talking TP-ing their trees anymore. This is real War.
So what’s gonna happen is that this is going to be a “team bonding event” which is a nice way of saying everyone’s going to pull their own weight. Each of us is going to sign up to pull a prank. Message me privately and I’ll mark you down for a prank.
Holster: Fuck the House up w/ Rans.
Ransom: Fuck the House up w/ Holtzy.
Lardo: STD Advertisements.
Dex: Fuck with their homework/laptops.
FOR SMH! FOR THE HAUS! FOR HONOR!