#ewfs

Main characters are straight gay up gonna h*ld h*nds in this series.

Everyone is queer too.

This was a decision I made before I decided "fuck Matt Hard-Rock-Nick lol" cuz I'm queer asf and looking for representation but I just think it's perfect cuz Matt loves to scream about how "straight" the characters are when:

•Edd shows no hesitation to going on a straight up date with Matt and letting Matt "bite his neck" afterwards 😳

•Matt had sex with a MALE clone of himself, and is literally in love with himself. Not a girl version of himself, just- himself. sus asf

•Tom is Tom.

•Tord in The End literally calls Matt his "brave soldier" in the most "are you lost, baby girl~?" voice ever ASKSKSKSK-

And you, Matt IHaveADream, call these men STRAIGHT-?! HUHHH?? THESE BITCHES QUEER! NO DENYING!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

There might be some cross-shipping, some OC x Canon shipping, some poly neighbors shipping. In fact, fuck you. Every ship will have some sort of fuel to it, even if it's a small thing, just to piss Matt H. and Bing off lol

In fact, lemme list their(CANON /j) sexualities and queer identities rn for you:

Edd: Pansexual

Tom: Demisexual

Matt: he don't know yet fam give him time 😩

Tord: Bisexual

Eduardo: Ace(Panromantic), polyam

Jon: Homosexual, polyam

Mark: Bisexual, polyam

Todd: Demisexual(Biromantic), polyam

Patryck: Bi-curious/Homosexual

Paul: Queer/no label

Laurel: Asexual(Aromantic)

Bing and Larry are fucking married and Bing says "fuck gender, I am mad scientist" and is enby(any pronouns)

Also Tom and Todd are both afab. Tom is a demiboy and uses he/they, Todd is ftm, uses he/him.

Tord is a cis dude but you can use ANY pronouns you want for him, he doesn't care

Matt might try out he/they but he's not enby, just cis boy who likes they/them pronouns as much as he/him

Ftm Larry check? Amab Bing, afab Larry. Enby Bing, Trans man Larry.

-The New Beginning(Edd, Tom, and Matt episode): pilot episode, introduces the bois

-Breakfast in Red(Matt and Edd episode): waffles murder people and it's all Matt's fault stupid Matt >:(

-GIANT BEES(Edd episode): GIANT BEES.

-Neglected and Faithful(Matt episode): epic cult moment

-Dream of Death(Tom episode): uh oh someone dies. jkjk.... unless??

-A Pig in a Joke(Edd episode): Edd trades something big for a haha funni

-Competitive Gaming(Tom and Matt episode): bickering angry bitches

-Dreadworm(Edd episode): Halloween special

-Full Court Pressed(Tom episode): gay basketball