#ew hc

cw: mentions of nsfw, but nuthin explicit !!

Humbly asking to tell us about Tom and his mom’s eyes!

YIPPEE !! Questions about my Headcanons thank you so much :))

It's not a very big headcanon yet, mostly just one of those things where I like woke up in a cold sweat and was like "THE VOICES" /ref

Also sorry this is so late anon, I've been a bit busy so I haven't been able to give a proper answer :)

I'm gonna try and keep this shorter than Tom and his mom's relationship dump but here we go:

yep ty for asking sorry I took so long was in a boring car drive

● Matt is the smartest of the 4 despite how "dumb" he may seem

● matt still has the occasional vampire tendencies and his canines are noticeably longer than his other teeth.

● He likes capes despite how much the others laugh and call em gaudy.

● He doesn't like to be seen in the same outfit twice except his main one.

● Matt has a prosthetic arm after losing it in zombeh attack.

● Matt is paler than the others closer to a vampires skin tone

● He dislikes direct sunlight and hisses an jumps into a dark corner every morning when edd opens the curtains.

● His eyes glow red/pink when he feels a strong emotion eg anger or stress

Tom- posts stupid stuff on edd’s social nets (‘i’m not a furry but i want tony the tiger to cradle me in his arms’ or ‘anyone know how to cook egg’ or ‘my hand is stuck in a toaster i don’t need help i just wanted u guys to know will keep u updated’), responds to any texts edd gets with ‘fuck off’ and sends inappropriate memes to Matt and Tord so they blame edd

Matt- obviously uses Edd’s phone to take an insane amount of selfies, usually with Edd obliviously in the background, may Have Taken NSFW Pics OF Himself and left them for Edd to run across later which always makes Edd scream

Tord- changes background to anime titties or anime dick, keeps downloading random apps, made Edd’s text have rose petals and edd doesn’t know how to fix it

Eduardo- changed the names of all of Edd’s contacts (Tom to ‘eyeless bitch’/ Matt to ‘primadonna girl’/ tord to ‘asshole that blows stuff up’), his contact name is ‘coolest kid in school’ no one knows why

Mark- made Edd’s ringtone the Attack on Titan theme song, moves all of Edd’s apps around bc he doesn’t like how they look, turns up the brightness on the phone so Edd’s eyes get fucking roasted

Jon- plays all the games on Edd’s phone and beats his high scores, made edd have a text signature that is just ‘send nudes’, has thrown edd’s phone out of a window when caught with it

Pau- absentmindedly picks up Edd’s phone all the time and forgets he has it in his pocket then proceeds to help Edd look for it for an hour, has swapped their phones often without noticing, the phone always has grease or oil stains when edd gets it back

You guys get more doodles because mmmmm I said sooooo

Also, for the first time ever, my headcanon lore :))

To explain the last bit anyway

Tord is trans because I'll be damned to not speak my agenda every where, and so he hates letting his hair grow too long, it just ends up being a mullet most the time cause he just can't be bothered to go to the barber

Another reason he doesn't notice when his hair gets so long is because he hates looking in the mirror, but the reason for that will be revealed later on

So anyway he saw his reflection and noticed how long his hair was gotten, got gender dysphoria to a horrible degree with a hint of trauma as we all do and got angry so he punched the mirror as a reflex

And now Tom bandaged him up and is now cutting his hair cause no one else was up